*the losers get superpowers*
Bev: What's your power, Eddie?
Eddie: I'm not sure. Maybe I didn't get one?
Richie: You're already a mess anyway. Who needs a superpower on top of that?
Richie's thoughts: iloveyoueddieiloveyoueddieiloveyou
Eddie: .. OH.
Richie: What? What is it?
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Fic request for the Losers in a office!universe where Richie keeps flirting with the new guy, Eddie.
Imagine Richie, famous gay comedian, having a great show, the crowd loves him but he kept checking out a guy at the front and decides to shoot his shot.
R: I'm sorry everyone, I'm getting distracted by this hot guy over here. *crouches down* Hi, what's your name?
E: ... what? me?
R: Fuck yeah, you. Are you, perhaps, gay, single and ready to mingle?
Bev: YES, YES HE IS. His name is Eddie!
What if Eddie got drunk for the first time with the gang and he's actually an affectionate drunk and Richie doesn't know what to do because usually Eddie is mean but now he can't even pry Eddie off of him but it wasn't like he wanted to anyway
Imagine Eddie being harrassed by someone at a party who can't take a hint until Richie comes over and wraps an arm around his waist and says "sorry babe, they don't have the drink you like here, who's this?" and Eddie plays along until the person leaves and Eddie thanks him and asks for his name but Richie just says playfully, "you don't know your boyfriend's name?" and all through the night Richie follows him around as if they didn't literally just meet.
Richie posting an ig of Eddie on the couch with the switch.
Caption: My husband won't pay attention to me because of animal fucking crossing :(
My favourite thought atm is the idea of Richie realising Eddie likes something he said or did out of the blue (referring himself as daddy as a joke, or wearing a particular tight shirt with his big hairy arms showing, or cleaning the house without being told) and Eddie not retorting back and obvsly struggling to say words because he's surprisingly into it and Richie is still NOT OVeR that he got his boy after all these years and the fact that Eddie is INTO HIM for simple things like that and he's just over the moon and can't help voicing his disbelief "what.. WHAT No... NO.. YOU.. REALLY?! RIGHT NOW??"
And Eddie: "shut up. Fuck you. MAYBE? idk fuck you!"
LOGAN: That's it?
TOM: No, that's just there. If you need it. I won't wriggle.
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