Controversial Opinion But Ive Suffered Enough And Should Get Everything I Want For Forever From Now On

Richie would be that guy who attempts to start the gyming life and sees a rocking twunk there and it's all he thinks about and what keeps him going. Turns out, the twunk, Eddie, is a PT and offers to help him (and doesn't care that Richie is a famous comedian).

Anyway, cut to the obvious flirting and Richie struggling to not get a boner every time until Eddie clicks that Richie can be motivated by the sexual tension and since he's single, Richie is hot and he wants to have fun, he offers all kinds of dirty things just so Richie would finish his reps. THIS IS WRITING ITSELF

Succession/Shining AU retrospective because I'm FINALLY writing again and I'm feeeeling it <3

Imagine a reddie fic where they've danced around each other for so long and Richie taking the initiative and trying to not throw up by ensuring Eddie will come see his band and then they cover eddie, my love??????

The shifter AU thing... y e a h. IMAGINE Eddie being all like 'Richie, you're not funny at all' while his tail and ears are all twitchy and his pupils are BLOWN with affection. All the Losers exchanging knowing looks at the way Richie's tail starts wagging every time Eddie comes into the room, before he even LOOKS at him (Eddie is the only one who doesn't notice-- he's hardly ever seen Richie's tail NOT wag??)

Omgggg!! YESSS. And Eddie always pretends he's barely listening to Richie but his ears are clearly perked up in his direction!

The gang are just ಠ-ಠ

Imagine a mafia au where Eddie is the designated doctor and wonders if Richie purposely puts himself in even more danger just so he could come and visit for patching up.

That point during the girls night when we just sit with the horrors:

Can we imagine a vampire reddie au where Richie is a vamp, hates drinking blood, and Eddie often wakes up to Richie lying close to him in his bed after sneaking into his room to 'sleep' but both of them know vampires don't sleep during the night and basically they're infatuated with each other.

My favourite thought atm is the idea of Richie realising Eddie likes something he said or did out of the blue (referring himself as daddy as a joke, or wearing a particular tight shirt with his big hairy arms showing, or cleaning the house without being told) and Eddie not retorting back and obvsly struggling to say words because he's surprisingly into it and Richie is still NOT OVeR that he got his boy after all these years and the fact that Eddie is INTO HIM for simple things like that and he's just over the moon and can't help voicing his disbelief "what.. WHAT No... NO.. YOU.. REALLY?! RIGHT NOW??"

And Eddie: "shut up. Fuck you. MAYBE? idk fuck you!"

Usually Richie acted like he was some overly-confident "playa," but what Eddie didn't expect when they first started dating was how surprisingly awkward Richie was, even to stretch an arm behind Eddie's shoulders or to hold his hand or kiss his cheek that Eddie couldn't help feeling a lot of how cuuuute is he??? Just kiss me properly you dummy

Listen, I know I already requested for a fic but I love how Richie has a size kink with Eddie by saying how small he is... but also I want a fic where they’re adults and everyone lives and Richie finds out Eddie still wears his tiny lil shorts