I Love The Idea That Since Reddie Reunited And Finally Got Together, Eddie Can't Help Being All Over

The thing is, Richie made fun of Eddie for having a fannypack and I just realized I do that to my best friends who also wear them... and I never got the connection.

(only difference is my friends are a gay couple lol)

every time Tom says "Greg"

the absolute range this man can extract from a single name

You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

*reddie arm wrestling*

Eddie: *trying to distract Richie* Wanna take off our shirts and kiss?

Richie: *beats him easily* Abso-fucking-lutely, thought you'd never ask.

Imagine Richie realizing he's in love right when Eddie did the there's something on your shirt trick and Eddie laughs that Richie fell for something so dumb and Richie is just love struck

Can someone write a modern!AU of Reddie as twitch streamers and how naturally their audience ships them and they either are already together secretly or not, or get together??????

You can't tell me Eddie wouldn't have grown up with some kind of lip balm/chapstick in fear of chapped lips and Richie internally screaming at how shiny and distracting they are

Can someone write a reddie fic where Eddie is new and extremely nervous meeting new people and worried what they'd think of him, and the gang hopes he'd warm up to them eventually and this Richie keeps being inappropriate to him until he had enough and snapped "that's not my fucking name, dickwad. It's Eddie. Are you fucking stupid?" And Richie grins, incredibly pleased and definitely aroused "I knew you were a hot spitfire. Insult me again~"

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

(night before The Munsters ep, where Greg was way too chummy around Tom)

“I could what? What are you about to say, Gregory? Go on.”

Greg inhaled through his nose, a look of nerves and boldness that Tom rarely sees. “I think if you got fucked hard, you’d calm down a bit.”

Where's the fic where Penny is our LGBT friendly hero steering Reddie closer and making sure all of the Losers are loved and protected??