I Like To Picture Whenever Eddie Goes On A Tirade, He'd Squeak And Stop Instantly If Richie Gets Really

Listen I just finished the Mandalorian Imagine if Richie was a bounty hunter sent to capture Eddie and at first Richie, being used to the lifestyle, is like "sorry sweetcheeks. I need the money" only to find out some guy was going to do something horrible to the cutie and then he changes his mind and gets into dangerous shenanigans but love is worth it

*reddie arm wrestling*

Eddie: *trying to distract Richie* Wanna take off our shirts and kiss?

Richie: *beats him easily* Abso-fucking-lutely, thought you'd never ask.

I'm sorry but this sounds like it was straight out of a fic and you're telling me it's in the book?! Maybe I should read it again after so many years

Inspired by my past prompt, Richie has a persistent girl trying to get in his pants so Richie shouts out "I'm gay. I'm very very gay," and the girl doesn't believe him so he grab the next boy (Eddie) and quickly whispers, "just go with it okay," before he plants a big kiss on him and the girl walks away, defeated, and Richie actually really likes the kiss and says "well okay maybe I am gay 'cuz wow."

Reddie sounds like they'd argue themselves into a date.

Richie: Well fine, if you think I wouldn't be a good boyfriend, I'll take you on a date and you'll see!

Eddie: Fine! Then we'll find out. I'm free tonight!

Richie: Good! I look forward to it!

Eddie: Well, me too!

Stan: ...you're both so annoying

I miss posting about reddie, I should read/watch the story again because I miss thinking about how much of a simp Richie is for Eddie 🥺

I'll have you know I've already written 1k all in one damn night of a Reddie fic and idk what I'm doing and maybe I should make this the first chapter out of possibly 3 for your greedy eyes but I'm excited??????

Richie: .. you look pretty

Eddie: oh..tha-

Richie: pretty stupid *rushes away*

i fw u snoopy

I don't know whyyy but I had a sudden idea that the gang need to distract Richie for something and they all turn to Eddie as a well you're obviously going to do it. And Eddie is like why do I- you're right. It's gotta be me. It'd be SO easy.