Greg House Stays In The Closet So He Can Say Faggot And Have People Get Offended By It

A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

my dash rn is just . 🥰

see him schmoove

obsessed with the idea of Wilson accidentally flagging himself as gay through his outfit choices

because he's always in his Work Uniform, which he likes because he doesn't have to think about what he's wearing since it's all flavours of the same thing, but when it comes to his casual clothes? I like to imagine he's making Oblivious Gay Choices

he buys a hoodie bc it's soft (it has Keith Haring artwork on it), he has a cold so buys a handkerchief and needs it often enough that it ends up half-hanging out of his back pocket, other kinds of examples

House is very aware of what messages Wilson is accidentally broadcasting and he finds it incredibly entertaining and funny (until a guy actually hits on Wilson, at which point House gets so jealous and possessive he explodes and then they fuck about it)

nothing more heartbreaking than the "Hannibal Lecter Is Not A Cannibal" tag on ao3. why would you do that to him

It's such a good thing that Google podcasts didn't have first like four episodes, because I can listen to them now. They're so good though!!! Can you believe the sun has acquired a gun(and sentience) only in second episode??

Also it's based on this meme. I changed it a bit because I think the composition is better that way also Chris deserves a cool ass red orb

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

this too shall pass