Since The Name I Was Going To Use For My Solo Music Career, Will Wood, Is Already Taken By Some Nobody

No disrespect to roleplay blogs but house would never say "I'm gregory house, a doctor" if he had a blog he'd make an introductory post like "what's up [random slur]s bigbootylover420 here" and it would be 99% shitposts except for when it's 3am and he's posting "I have nothing in my life. The drugs create a short facade of contentment and when I wake up sober life crashes down on me once more." Followed up with a picture reblogged from a porn bot

i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

A multiplayer game that you can play with your friends which has an option of "you the dog now", where everyone in the game can vote on which player should be a dog. If everyone (or a big enough majority) votes for the same person, their player character is going to be a dog for the next round. They still control their character and can communicate, but can't do most of the same tasks and actions as other players can.

The game has no in-built purpose for this mechanic. You get to agree what you use it for - whether it's a reward, agreeing on a goal that determines who gets to be the doggy next time, or a punishment along the lines of "Trevor I swear to god if you fuck this up we're going to fucking dog you."

seriously WHAT was the reason to lean in like that

Maybe in another life im an 18yr old american going to the Will Wood ten year anniversary tour </3

I know that cruelty is the point and that people who say shit like "fake made-up identities" don't care about what's right, true, or fair, for as long as they're hurting people, but what the fuck is a fake identity. Made up, as opposed to what? An all-natural vaccine free Real Natural Identity picked fresh off the Identity Tree?

If you go down to the real grit and grain of things, just pure basics of natural biology, going on nothing but scientifically verified fact, what I "really" am is one of the top 5 largest species of primates on the planet. Natural ape behaviour includes but is not limited to going apeshit and biting your face off.

im so sad I didn’t get this in a higher quality

ALSO THIS IS MY ART !!!! I JUST HAPPENED TO SEND IT TO A FRIEND

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career