I Love This

Fals alarm- I was UNDER STIMULATED !! (@w@)

since im bored here's a list of stuff I have to calm me down

-I have my safety snack (Chicken in a biskit uwu)

-my Longhorn B-A-B stuffy (exclusively from my gf uwu. He fills in the emptiness of my hands and he is a nice cuddle buddy.)

-The legendary Frog hoodie OWO

Overstimulated and overworking

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Bro, I'll cover your back

welcome to random bullshit go where I type out random stuff my friends have said (and when I mean random I mean tumblr shitpost grade random)

"The voice rlly said 'fuck flick focus on me!'."

"I think i somehow accidentally turned your brain to mush- no take backs"

"Mmm C R U N C H Y W A T E R "

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

I STAND BY THIS BOOK NOW!!

The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

@nonbiney-swag-competition

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR CAPTAIN TMRRW!!!

Hehe, lesbians

Commission of Callie n Shiver stargazing! Another really cute piece for Holly

I fucking love this

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

Most of my friends fr

Its the good food, WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!!