i need smutty headcons with ehren mcghehey GOD π nobody is writting ahout this fucking man and i love him
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ehren treats you like a princess/prince. although he can be a bit shy about more in-your-face pda, he makes it up for you when you are alone. iβm talking homemade, elaborate dinners, date nights in the arcade or movie marathons (he always lets you pick your favorite films!)
he really likes it when you tell him directly what to do. this man can be indecisive, and straightforward commands can really get him going.
heβs a really great kisser (especially after e got his implant for the pulled out tooth [iβm sorry])! ehren also pays attention to show his love and gratitude by longer series of smaller kisses to your neck and collarbones β which can often lead to you almost losing your senses, so better tread with caution!
he loves to simply be close to you. itβs the type of guy who holds your hand through the whole movie in the cinema, helps you with putting your coat on and likes it so much when you sit on his lap on any occasion.
he can get a little protective, especially if someone criticizes you. *hey, watch it, y/n didnβt actually mean it!* in his eyes, you will always be an angel who couldnβt hurt a fly. like a medieval knight, heβs eager to fight your battles for you, so you sometimes have to remind him that you can take care of yourself.
he gets really affectionate when he's drunk. this man just can't get his eyes (and hands) off of you. he worships you then even more, sometimes leaving his friends confused, when he stands up from the table to confess his love to you.
when your phone buzzes randomly in the middle of the night, you can be sure that it's from ehren. this guy just loves to send you teasing texts when he's away filming another stunts. words of affirmation, confessions of love, but also promises of everything he's going to do to you once he comes back. while it was usually all talk and no action with most of the guys you've been with, you can attest that this man, ehren mcghehey, has never broken his word.
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Johnny Knoxville magazine covers???!!! πππ
i know this man, he's me
this is a joke I owe all jackass fanfic writers still writing in 2024 my fucking life
"Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fucking long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sitting at home jerking off to fucking gay porn" Haggard (2003) Dir: Bam Margera
girls be like "oh my god rake yohn is SOOO hot"
rake yohn:
ville and these sunglasses yall im sickkkkk π
idk who found this pic but good lord
they just randomly decided to hit the 2012 indie summer arthouse coming of age movie and I couldn't love them more for that
she/her // 24 yo // poet, writer, game designer, wannabe skater // byproduct of 90's mtv folklore // tony hawk is my babygirl // give me give me your jackass fics requests!!
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