Chayawaxman - ARETÉ

this man is my roman empire

i just know that these two would make the best creative duo on earth and you can't convince me otherwise

one time offer!

hi! i'm chaya and my jackass hyperfixation is back. do you know what that means? yeah, i'll gladly take commissions for fics of any kind! here's what/who i write for:

⛧ jackass!

johnny knoxville bam margera ryan dunn (no smut, i beg of you) steve-o chris pontius danger ehren dave england

⛧ jackass-adjacent/cky people!

ville valo tony hawk (i'll love you forever for a request for this man) dico rake yohn jimmy pop (if i forgot somebody, i'm so sorry!)

“I remember when me and Ville Valo were out in London and he woke up at noon, opened up the mini bar and cracked open a beer. That was the first time I was introduced to day drinking.”

© Bam Margera

Why can’t it be 2004? Why can’t I hangout (make out) with all my baby girls (middle-aged men , who make poor decisions, covered in blood)?

Tony Hawk's Disco Elysium

beware of the vampire glare

My beautiful wives who are also insane