The Thing About Shiv Is That She Will Only Feel Secure In A Relationship If She’s The Dominant One

sending all my mutuals carrier pigeons in their dms because the discord server is down

yeah can we get assistance in the greeting card aisle. this guy's been trying to pick out a card for 45 minutes

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

succession fans scare me they're always like "did you see when cousin greg filled that risk assessment sheet ugh i literally want to keep him in a pringles tube and shake him like a noise stick"

This is how I celebrated, Ted isn't a roman dictator, but I don't like him so good enough

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I kinda love how succession makes it clear.   that everyone involved is a fuckin loser…   logan? pissin’ on the floor as the opener to the series AND he’s short…  Marcia? made a speech to rhea about how when people fuck her husband she gets them back … and then … she didn’t get her back …cringe .     Caroline? British.  connor? paid for love and his own family wont visit his bitch ranch so he tries to run for president and no one in the family supports him and no one in real life even gives a shit. Kendall?  wanted to crucify himself and sing publicly at his 40th birthday……. said ‘the shiz’….  Roman? No friends, can’t fuck. Shiv? No friends, can’t dance, gay husband, got fired from her job working for her dad’s enemy after her dad somehow won him over better than she could … Greg? Called his mommy to tell her he got fired…  bought a watch he couldnt afford to impress comfrey and called her fair maiden…  Tom? ….need i say more….          it’s just funny that they’re like the wealthiest family in america and they collectively have about four friends and are all Really socially awkward and embarrassing

"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

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