Yeah, But Merger Of Equals? Like… No Such Thing. Always A Top Dog, Right?

"Eternal life is a curse" idk maybe you're just boring. Meanwhile I'm gonna listen to every song ever, finish reading wikipedia, and finally learn how to snowboard.

"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

once i figure out what tags i want to use for categorizing reblogs my blog is gonna finally be populated let's go

the best thing about firefox is that it kills youtube autoplay

Tom & Shiv in Season 3 + I love you.

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This is how I celebrated, Ted isn't a roman dictator, but I don't like him so good enough

archive of fashion catalogs from 1930-2017. cool for getting outfit inspo with pinterest becoming unusable

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

happy birthday everyone