Chapelgrove - Gaze Into Her Killing Jar

real photo of me meeting mychemicalromance (i am the sickening dog)

archery feels like one of those things gay people shouldn't have to do. like operating heavy machinery and parallel parking

i can do 2 of those things anyway bc also sometimes gay ppl have to be their own dad

when there's a spaceship crashing at the function but u have space autism

Trying to summon Frank Iero in my garage

Nothing yet, but I'm keeping the faith.

TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

GIRL NO YOU’RE MOURNING SOMETHING THAT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET AGAIN!!!!!!

i ordered a burrito 🌯 but it's not going to be here for an hour and a half so i think im going to eat this instead? hope he doesn't mind

have u ever seen a woman so beautiful u started crying

i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious