Reminders For Today:

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

ha sucks to su—oof

*i trip and spill WIPs all over the floor. i scramble to gather them but more fall out from my pockets, eyes, and seams*

ah, ahaha, ha (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Me because I physically have to write an entire fic for a handful of cool fight scenes/character introspection and the most heart-rending tear jerking heart breaking knife twisting line in existence

so obviously lloyd is the dragon, now why is brad in town to learn of this beautiful blond... witch

i say he's bringing in a fresh crop of flowers for the market

Okay so yall know that old tumblr post someone made about a fairytale esque love story where everyone wants to marry a beautiful woman, so she tells them that if they can get the key to her house off of her cat’s neck, she’ll marry them? And no one can catch the cat, until one guy learns that you can just become the cat’s friend, and it will let you take the key freely, and then it turns out the woman is a shapeshifter and she was the cat the whole time? I remember reading it on Pinterest forever ago.

Yeah. Yeah but. But what if. What if Greenflower

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

Reading all of the how to train your dragon books at once (as opposed to reading them as they came out) is so surreal, because you notice the change in mood over the twelve books more. Because if you read them individually as they come out, it's like, sort of growing with you, if you get what I mean.

But reading them all at once is like a slam in the face when it goes from "I'm Hiccup, and I'm a viking kid who can talk to dragons! I got exiled from my tribe but it's okay because I saved the day and now people like me :)" to "I was branded :). I started a war :). My family's in slavery :). I went to the slave camp and my dad didn't recognize me :). Everyone's trying to kill me including my own mom :). Just found out my ancestor was stabbed to death by his own father :)."

Why are they naming weed strains like cocktails?

just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

the thirst

The mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is a fact which is often discussed on the internet. The Golgi apparatus, however, being the post office of the cell, has not gotten nearly as much recognition. This is in line with the years-long underfunding of the postal service, which provides a deeply important service to society yet does not get the recognition it deserves. In this essay I will