Hate When People Are Like "trust Your Gut! Listen To Your Intuition!" Like Okay Well My Gut Is Telling

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

I swear we used to be able to think critically about random GoFundMe asks

It used to be understood that if someone using a throwaway blog suddenly starts messaging a bunch of accounts to beg for money, they were most likely a scammer.

Now suddenly there are fucking swarms of throwaway bots relentlessly shilling GoFundMe campaigns to anyone who even so much as breathes in the direction of a trending tag or post, yet the mere suggestion that any of these could be a scam will immediately get you yelled at by self-righteous strangers.

What changed?

so is this gon turn into a boondocks au or what lmao

childs play but they all have guns (like in those photos of tiny children holding massive shotguns n stuff). that is my art request. give those toddlers ak-47s

this ask is so beautfiul im not even kidding i woke up and read thisand such a clear image popped intro my mind.

zane and jay arent there because i couldnt figure out how to draw them sorry

we can play dolls! the most fucked up game of house the grownups have ever seen

if started posting more destinyswap au stuff like lore would u guys read it …….. would u guys play tuoys with me…

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

do it multiple times together to say hello

the accidental unfollow followed by the refollow of shame is so fucked

Pumped Up Kicks is in a class with Fortunate Son imo

Is this a dig at me for being American 🤨

Have A Nice Day!