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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

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Dick wears superheros' merch all the time, this of course includes his siblings' merch.

Dick (supposedly) doesn't know it, but his siblings have a collective bet on what merch he'll wear next. Obviously he can't know, or there will be preferences.

He usually takes turns in no specific order, but making sure not to wear the same merch twice in a week. They can be noticeable things like t-shirts, or more discreet things like necklaces or bracelets.

Now, Jason is at a disadvantage, isn't he? There isn't much crime lord merch out there after all... But Dick finds ways, like wearing a t-shirt with a red bat on it, and if anyone asks, he can just say it's Batman's and that's it (he also can't go around wearing clothes that make him look like he supports a criminal).

Anyway, Dick definitely knows about this, so sometimes, depending on whether he's mad or happy with either of them, he wears more or less of their merch.

When he is angry with the family, he wears only merch of the JL members, no bats.

(Bruce won't stop glaring at Hal all week because Dick wore a Green Lantern jacket instead of the Batman's one).

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