Felt Like I Could've Used C!Ranboo Or C!Niki Here In Place Of C!Phil Easily, But "Mr. Arson Bestie" Gave

Criminal minds is so cute, I love when they release the profile and they take turns to deliver it to the police. I picture them rehearsing "Reid, I'm speaking after you pretty boy😏" "good idea ! I'll give the classification of the killer🥰✨🌺" "I'll say that we are looking for a white male in his early 30ies😐" "yeah do that Aaron"

Every time i get my special 12.5mg high somebody famous(typically a politican) gets badly injured or dies. What does this mean

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle

Technoblade never dies. He lives on in our hearts and minds and memories.

Like the rest of you, I have been so sad and heartbroken and crying more tears than I thought I had. I felt like I had to make something to honor him. This post is no where near enough of a tribute to him, but it’s a start.

I love you so much, Technoblade. You were and will continue to be a huge influence on me. You changed my life, and I will always remember you.

Here is where you can donate to the Sarcoma Foundation of America

[Technoblade - ‘so long nerds’, Maya Angelou - ‘When I Think of Death’, Winnie the Pooh, Frostbyte Freeman on Twitter, Technoblade - ‘edgy teenager talks about the meaning of life - skywars’, Frank Sinatra - ‘My Way’, Mary Elizabeth Frye - ‘Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep’, Philza - ‘distractions’, Technoblade - ‘preparing for war (dream SMP).]

textposts that remind me of the poppy war:

being alive is literally so embarrassing like omggg no haha dont look at me sorryy sorry my organs are functioning and my brain cells are communicating through electrical impulses i know its weird aha. again SOO sorry omg this is probably so awkward. sorry

this will be my legacy

Reading the book is not enough. I need to eat it.

rb to give the person u rb'd this from transgender swag