Some Idiot: "Why Are You Reading Your Own Fic, That's Shallow And Stupid"

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Things Kirishima Would Say While Fucking You

warnings: Kirishima being a sweetheart, ughh I love him so much, smut, praise kink, riding, and cursing also he goes hard on you.

“Such a pretty girl for me huh?”

“This might hurt a bit sweetie”

“Don’t worry I got you hon.”

“Tell me if you wanna stop okay.”

“Im taking it slow I don’t wanna hurt ya after all? You want me to go full hard on you? So naughty for me baby.”

“So good for me yeah beautiful bouncing on my cock for me.”

“Fuck..does it feel good?”

“Darling- oh god!…you take me so good.”

“I want to fuck you all night long so will you let me sweetie?”

“Don’t be shy baby show me what your made of.”

“Am I to big for you? Don’t worry I’ll ease you in.”

“Such a tiny little pussy for me to fuck huh?

“Don’t fall on me now love .”

“You comfortable sweets?”

“Why’re you crying beautiful? Is my love to much for you.”

“I can stop if you like baby.”

“Such a good girl for taking my cock so good yeah?”

“I love the way you scream my name darlin.”

“I can fuck you all day and night just tell me when.”

“I love you so much it’s killing me sweetheart.”

“Fuck-! Yeah right there beautiful.”

“Your so perfect laid out like this darlin.”

Authors Note: as you can tell Kirishima adores you and calls your beautiful, darlin, love, sweetie etc. he loves the way you get flustered and that turns him on even more. Anyways hope you enjoyed!

Yandere Dabi Headcanons

Warnings: kidnapping, choking, misuse of quirk probably , forced affection, pet names, tied up, yandere tendencies , sexual scenes, humiliation, domination, and Dabi being a asshole.

It was easy to kidnap you. A quick swing with a bat and you where knocked out, sure he could’ve used his quirk but he didn’t want to burn you well not now at least

Turquoise eyes stared you down “finally awake huh?” His voice sounded tired but excited? “I’ve been waiting a long time for this moment.” Of course he was he had been stalking you for a few months now.

He’s done you many favors by eliminating everyone around you. Making you believe your friends had betrayed you it was quite easy. He really didn’t wanna but we all know that’s a lie. He had to what he had to after all he didn’t want anyone in his business.

You cried and cried begging him to release. He found your crying amusing the thought of him releasing wasn’t gonna be anytime soon princess. He got that you where scared but you didn’t have to be scared anymore he was always gonna be there whether you like it or not.

He’d feed you and allow yourself to bathe. As long as he watched you of course. He’d like when you squirmed under his gaze it amused him. He would also squish your face when you where eating you looked like a baby kind of reminded him of his younger siblings.

Sometimes when you where screaming a bit to loud he’d have to choke you or use his quirk to install fear into you. Plus you where hurting his ears and quite frankly you where being annoying he didn’t want the neighbors checking. You’d begged him to release saying you couldn’t breathe. Truth be told Dabi got a riot out of choking you seeing you beg for him to release you made him feel a type of way.

He’d let you go after of course he didn’t want you dying on him. You had bruise marks after but he put bandages around them. You couldn’t really speak after, your throat hurted every time you spoke so when you asked him if you could go to the bathroom the only reason you couldn’t go yourself is because it was locked and Dabi was the only one who had the key.

He made you beg on your knees. What a pitiful sight he took several pictures of you on his phone. He bended down slightly now on his lower legs. Holding your chin he said “beg for me princess and I’ll let you go.” He was amused by this once again it was to him so of course he wanted to remember this moment.

“Go on beg for me” taking out his phone pressing the recording button he waited for you. “Please Dabi I need to go please” you where crying now you where being humiliated. “Keep going show me how much you wanna go to the bathroom” he was still holding your chin making you look at him. And so you begged and begged your tears never stopped.

After all that you met with a simple answer “No” he simply just said no. “What?” Desperation latched into your voice. “I don’t think I’ll let you go.” He said right before laughing. You where blinded by rage punching and kicking him not that it did anything to him he’d just smirk at you. Before subduing you on the floor “I really don’t want to do this doll face but fighting me isn’t gonna help you one bit” he looked at you basically saying don’t even try it.

Yeah he threatened you but what’d you expect for him to allow you to hit you. Not that you could. He could easily burn you alive but it seemed he was keeping you alive for now.

Dabi really liked putting his hands on you whenever he could. After a while he’d let you outta of the cellar he kept you in. He liked wrapping his arms around your waist and breathing on your neck plus he liked that it made you squirm.

Forced affection was another thing he did. He’d make you kiss him and he knew deep down you liked it even though you didn’t.

He didn’t care though cause you where his toy and he could play with you however he wanted. You thought you had a choice? Think again sweetheart he was in control of this relationship.

Authors Note: I just wanted to do a take on how Dabi would be as a yandere and what better way then headcanons.

Things Bakugou Does While Fucking You

Warnings: smut obviously, teasing, pet names, cursing, and kinks.

One thing about Bakugou Katsuki is that he shows no mercy not even to his own lover. When he tells you to get ready you better brace yourself he likes to rough at the start mainly because of your reactions. He likes the sound that’s comes out of you it was a mix between a moan and a grunt and then that face you made fucking perfect.

If he saw you struggling and if he’s feeling nice-ish he’ll let you use his shoulder and neck as support. Although he likes it especially when you wrap your arms around his neck he can feel every moment in your body, from your slight panted breathing to the little noises when he hits your G-Spot it just turns him on even more. Plus it brings you to even closer and for a moment he feels at ease before he continues to fuck the ever living out of you.

Don’t think your safe you always have to be alert around this man especially when you where distracted and it seems he thought this was the perfect time to strike because why’d he have to such a good kisser you thought, because Bakugou was kissing on your neck, chest, shoulders even leaving little marks behind. He was looking at you hungrily, hungry for you.

“Such a good girl for me hm?” He said so satisfied with the way you where trying to keep up, taking his with request and being such a good little whore for him. “Be a good bitch for me yeah?” He whispered into your ear. Bitch and whore where probably his two favorite words to call you it was like he was praising and insulting you at the same time and strangely you liked it.

Don’t even get me started with the way he knows your body. His quirk comes in handy with this with your permission of course. He’d use his quirk to warm his hands up which takes a bit of control from him but he’s gonna be the future number one so this is nothing. He knows you liked being choked not to hard though he didn’t want you dying on him. But you guys had practiced this mainly cause Bakugou insisted on it, it’s best he got it down now before something bad happens.

Bakugou’s a hella tease he won’t cum until the last moment where you think your finally out of his clutches he releases it like a mini bomb full of pleasure. He knows your pleased cause you give out all tired and sore. You won’t be walking anytime soon so he cleans you up and himself before wrapping his arms around your waist and cuddling with you.

Authors Note: Since y’all liked the last Bakugou post I thought might as well give you guys another one. Also yes Bakugou did aftercare cause I feel like he wouldn’t want the mess to stain and get sticky also cause he loves you <3. Sorry if this was short I tried my best to make them long but there might be a part two if I feel like it.

Me when I read a good fic then I see how reader called the character daddy:

guys writing this making me cry 💔💔😭 I’m so deadasss. this concept not for the weak. ugh he soooooo sad like 😞

Brat reader x Hawks.

Go wild

You use you imagination

-shuu

Bratty!Reader x Hawks

warnings: throat fucking, smut, degrading and teasing,, I can guarantee you will not be walking anytime soon, name calling(whore,slut,), jealous hawks, pet names

“I love you so much baby bird but you’ve been such a naughty girl so you understand why I have to do this right?.” He looked at you with those piercing eyes “Well go on suck harder make it up to me hm?” A sweet saccharine smile flashed on his face as he had the perfect view of you sucking on his cock.

A little noise came out of you “Hm what’s that birdie? I can’t hear you I wanna hear my little song bird sing.” He pouted before shoving more of his cock inside your mouth watching you struggle. you truly should not have given him an attitude absolutely not.

“Is my cock to much for you to handle?” Oh he was enjoying this. You see you had been a little bit to handsy with a hero at the event Keigo had brought you to. He saw the way you flirted with the man let him even hold your waist. Keigo hadn’t been giving you attention to busy with hero work even denying your affection so you had to do something about it.

“Want me to fuck you like this every night? Oh your such an attention whore.” He took his cock outta your mouth seeing you cough out the cum that had gotten into your mouth. He made a tutting sound before grabbing your chin making you face him. “Swallow it sweetheart.” He licked your lips sucking on your bottom one before pushing you away.

“You have my attention now right so why do you look so tired? I’m not even done yet, I want you to remember this baby bird.” You where speechless you didn’t think he would react like this. “Spread your legs apart for me I wanna fuck you like the slut you are.” He’s busy taking his pants fully off. “Kei-“ he cut you off with a shush “why’re you complaining I’m giving you what you want right? So take it for me baby I’m giving you my full attention and I apologize for not doing so before but I’m trying to make up for it birdie is that okay with you?”

He asks thumbing your lip wiping some of his cum off. “Sorry for trying to make you jealous.”You said muttered leaning into his touch. “Well congrats you succeeded just don’t do it again.” He said it like a joke but it clearly wasn’t with the way he was looking at you. You nodded before he disregarded your panties and then he entered inside of you.

It was like an euphoric feeling the way he shifted inside of you doing at a medium pace. You wrapped your arms around his neck and wrapped your arms around his waist. “You can’t take me sweets I find that offensive. It’s fine tho keep kissing my neck like that.” He said readjusting his hands to keep you steady. “You feel so nice baby bird keep tightening f’me.” He let out a few moans of his which turned you on even more. “fuck me like a slut kei” You voice came out a bit ragged but he heard you anyway. “Your such a whore baby bird .” He pace started to get faster, sounds of your moans and his grunts made a lovely tune for the both of you.

“Your such a good girl f’me baby bird I love you so much ‘kay don’t fucking forget it.” He praised you cause you doing so good keeping up with him. He heard your pretty little sounds. “That’s right my little song bird I wanna hear your sexy voice, I wanna hear you sing my name lemme hear everything.” He kissing your neck, sucking a bit to hard for pleasure but you didn’t care it felt so good the marks were gonna be a pain in the ass but that was tomorrow’s problem.

And then he started to fondle with you breast caressing them leaving kisses on them even sucking on them. “You taste so nice baby bird I wanna have you for breakfast, lunch, dinner whatever as long as I get to taste your wonderful body.” He was kissing you everywhere, leaving marks whatever he could get his hands on a hickey would be there.

And then he had switched positions lifting you up to sit on his lap. A small smile on his lips as he saw you puzzle.

“You comfortable?” He questioned kissing your chest and rubbing your inner thigh. A little nod came from you because you could not form words out of your mouth the pleasure was to much for you but he wasn’t done not yet. “Good, good I want you to feel pleased I want my birdie to feel good m’kay.” He hand had started to wonder to your clit pressing and squeezing. “You like that baby bird?” He teased sucking on your neck before facing you. “Y-yeah.” You responded looking away because at that moment you could not look him in the eyes.

“Don’t look away I wanna see my pretty girls reactions.” He brought your face to look at him seeing mild embarrassment in your eye he laughed. “Your fine hon just relax I got you.” And then he entered to fingers inside of you going at a slow pace. He did this on purpose seeing your eyes roll back a little hands on him shaking and your breathing started to get a little rapid. “You like that?” He asked teasingly making his go fingers go in an at a repetitive pace seeing your breathing getting harder and then you made a little noise.

“Yeah it feels nice doesn’t it.” He kisses your neck sucking a bit more before heading towards your ears. Now this is what made you react between Keigo multitasking at fingering you and nibbling and sucking on your ears you could not take it anymore.

Cum started to leak out onto Keigo fingers which he brought to his mouth to suck on. “You taste so nice birdie.” He continued “you learn your lesson hon?” He continues to finger you very satisfied that smugness is vibrating off of him. “Y-yes kei” you stutter cause oh my god you felt like your whole body was getting a massage. “Good cause I’m the only one who can make you feel liked this and I’m the only who touches your body not some random hero m’kay? he’s doesn’t even look like he’s in the top 10’s couldn’t you have chose someone at least popular?” You snorted before kissing him on the lips.

Authors note: I actually liked this one. Hoped you enjoy!!

How it feels reading “baby girl” in a fic when I don’t have an evil fly in my ear whispering “365 Days”.