Those Fics Where Shadow Realises He Might Like Sonic And IMMEDIATELY Self Sabotages Himself

..... I've been arrested for putting pants on him. sorry !

I got beaten up for this actually /j

(I should not be trusted with any software / app that has editing capabilities)

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

Loz may have never had soup but he's got an abundance of cake

jesus

1% female , 17% no braincelled teenagers , 32% children or age regressors , 28% responsible adults , 2% irresponsible adult , 14% screaming , 6% you've been here for a couple weeks now and I still know almost nothing about you

therapist: so what's your system look like? us: 75% middle aged men, 15% nonhuman, 9% teenaged fuckheads, 1% female

I KNEW I FORGOT TO MENTION SOMETHING .. that was not the way I meant to go thank you for reminding me

Honestly didn't even THINK about this being not about crimes it's like 2am sorry blr

'can we normalize this'

'we need to normalize that'

can you all shut the fuck up for a minute and reconsider how constantly demanding normalization only retrenches the moral position that weird = bad?

like no you're not actually going to be able to normalize a lot of stuff, because it's statistically unusual or aberrant. you can't normalize shit that is not by any definition normal.

what you need to do is fucking stand up for the weirdos, freaks, and deviants, and remind everyone who is normal that their position just makes them normal. not good, not right, not correct, not better, not perfect, not beyond reproach or improvement.

being weird isn't bad. stop normalizing that, already.

🍭 ,,, guys oh em gee he likes me !! He's taking me to the candy store and not a white van I swear

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

"antis invade OUR plural tags all the time" WHY ARE YOU IN THE OSDDID TAG???? WHY???

you can't even argue that it's just a "plural" tag??? ITS THE TAG WITH THE NAME OF THE CDDS IN IT???

i don't wanna see anyone ever say "endos don't invade CDD spaces" bc tell me why yall are in the tag specifically for the disorders (don't actually. i don't care about your opinions 💕)

(🐇 and 🍓 but mostly 🐇)

Playing God As a Child

I played God as a child.

At first, it was with the ridged bodies of earth worms, wriggling in the sun-kissed dirt as I clasped my pale fingers around their translucent bodies.

I had heard from my father, that worms had five hearts. I thought then, that they could be split into five separate beings, each with their own heart. I did not understand the worm needed all five. 

Does God not understand what we need the same way I didn’t?

Is that then, why he grew easily frustrated, ruining his projects with floods and plagues?

I would learn about him in Sunday school, I was taught that he loved all the children on earth, but then taught he often killed them as examples.

When I learned of the first born sons in Egypt, I remember wanting to cry. Were they not children too? Were they not some mother’s pride and joy. He took one of her hearts, and did not understand she needed them all. It was unfair, in my opinion, they were boys. I wondered if they had games they liked to play, I wondered if they had foods they loved and hated, were they night or day people? Who was their best friend? Who was their favourite person? What did they do all day? Did they like their jobs? Did they like their school? Weren't they kids too?

spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

PUNKS AGAINST ENDOS!

ANTI ENDO. (PRO) ENDOS DNI!!!

Horrible cook. Burnt EVERYTHING.

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.