Ch 98, AnY

Erwin’s like “I could destroy humanity and I have to put up with this SHIT:”

*REVS THE LEVIHAN SHOUJO ENGINE*

why this

I have a confession

 I am literally and absolutely  Reynkout trash. I read her fics almost religiously, especially the Retail store trilogies, because JeanMarco is always good for the soul. However, every so often, there comes a time when I don’t understand a phrase or location she uses, so I either google it or get someone to take me there. While reading LUSH me forever, I was really lost, because I had no idea if Lush was a slang term I’d never heard of  another version of Sephora or something like that. After googling it, and finding out that there was one in my local area, I went and took a field trip to their store for ‘research purposes.’ But I may or may not have forgotten the name of the product Jean had to wear to endorse it. Here’s a little piece of the conversation that took place: T=Them M=Me T:Hello, can I help yo- M: Jean Bath Bomb Purple Rose. T: Excuse me? M: …..Jean Bath Bomb Purple Rose? T: *looking like they might call mall security* Do you mean the Sex Bomb? It’s Purple, and it does have a rose in the middle.. M: Show me please! Long story short, it turned out to be what Kristine (Reynkout) was talking about.

♡…drunk texting…♡

Survey Corps Veterans

Oh God...

Scary movies...the bane of my life. So I say to my friend "I almost got Silent House but I changed my mind. haha" Naturally he said "Why?" So anyways a battle goes on where he tries to get me to watch the stupid movie with him. I do some research and decide I'll watch it and when i tell him this he's like "It has a bad rating i dont think we should watch it.." Me: Grrrr... So that is why this post is titled Oh God...

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