Requirements of being an Avenger:
dramatic to the point where most people literally just cannot fucking stand u
HAVE to involve urself in shit that absolutely doesn’t concern u
Petty
Good aim
mental health issues that allow u to feel no fear at the concept of death or pain
gay
no but jayvik is so fucking funny to me like
one of them is from the Evil City and he does drugs one time and almost dies. he’s got severe cheekbones and a slavic accent but he’s one of the most soft spoken characters in the whole show. he died three times and tried to kill himself once. his best friend wants to live inside his skin in a totally normal and platonic way. he became jesus because a rocket from the Evil City blew him up and then the power of homosexual love saved his eternal soul.
the other is a Hot Man™ who pulls the sexiest woman ever animated by being naive and intelligent. he is still a crippling bisexual. he tried to kill himself but he got negged and became Less Depressed instantly. when he remembers his best friends face, he specifically remembers the burning gold of his eyes. despite being the stereotypical depiction of the “ideal man” he is certifiably possessive, obsessive, selfish, and insane. this only makes him more attractive somehow. he performed necromancy with world-altering technology and then got broken up with. he fell down a ravine and became the Sexiest Man I Have Ever Seen™. he saved his best friend from becoming a genocidal eldritch being with the power of gay love.
I NEED this
in universe howling commandos hbo war documentary a la band of brothers please and thank you
(bucky and steve watch together in horror/fascination)
To be fair, it's not like they are wrong xd
bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
well auch
What if they had a mausoleum in Piltover, but ended up being forgotten by all but their professor
I believe Heimerdinger is not dead, just lost in an other dimension or back in Bundle I wonder how he would feel in this situation