“are you a boy or a girl?”
“well i’m actually multiclassing so i have levels in both”
Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'
#isnoonegonnasayzeugmaballs? #amithebadguyforsayingzeugmaballs?
“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)
starting a collection
time lapse of all the birds yesterday
Someone draw their squad like this
finally I got them all