I'm Begging Y'all To Make A Long Afo/reader Fanfic In Ao3,Because There's Only A One Fanfic That's Feeding

Reposting a comment I made on a post and adding to it

x Reader fics need to handle writing “reader” better sometimes

As a 6ft afab person who’s built like a man and has never been super feminine and has a more unique haircut that’s shorter I hate to read about “readers” petite, small, pale body and her “long flowy straight hair”, etc.

Reader is meant to be ambiguous!! And if it’s important to the plot please mention it at the beginning!!! If it’s not important to the plot why is it being included???

Some people who are reading may be tall, fat, skinny, short, or even somewhere in between. The readers could have a hijab, 4c hair, locks, braids, long hair, short hair, wavy, no hair and even more.

Stop making all readers so sweet and innocent, I want a reader who’s petty and sassy sometimes. I’ve noticed also that so many readers are either too baby to do anything or over powered.

Personally I also hate reading about obviously toxic men and relationships that the reader goes back to because they are “so in love”, like no please let me deck that sucker and leave them in the dust and be happier.

Also, if you label your post with the tag “___ x reader” or titled with “___ x reader” and then make descriptions and then ADD A NAME!!! It’s not an x reader fic and I heavily want to block you.

Edit:

Hey hello! I just wanted to add that I heavily respect and love fic writers! So many have a talent that I will never reach or have and I appreciate your content being put out at all! I made this post as a 5 am ramble and was half delirious lol

People can write as they please and I’ll ignore it if I’m not interested or I’ll make slight internal edits to fit me if I am

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

me: I write for myself, not validation

also me after posting a fic *refreshes ao3 every five minutes*

(two things can be true)

Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

Chat, Is it wrong to be in love with British Apple?(APPle(from reverse 1999) x reader.)

Notes:This is reposted from ao3, reader gender is what ever you want, english isn't my first language.

Warnings: suggestive content, lot of biting, bad writing, OOC? Not sure, dom reader.

Summary:A short story, where you finally accept your feelings and admit, that you're in love with an apple, a charming and adorable one, who also feel the same.

You hate yourself.

You don’t actually believe it.

You’re in love with a fucking apple. And no, it’s not a joke. You wish it was, though—kind of. You have nothing against arcanists; it’s just unusual and strange to catch feelings for a fruit. Especially if you’re human. You feel a little ashamed.

But you couldn’t do anything. You didn’t have a choice. That voice. That personality. You also suspect that Apple feels the same way about you. And he hasn’t confessed because he knows he has no chance with someone as gorgeous as you.

But he does, actually.

When you first met Apple in the suitcase and had a nice, friendly conversation, you complimented his British accent. You couldn’t see it, but you’re sure he blushed when you praised him.

“I enjoyed talking with you, Apple. I love your accent! It’s very soothing and smooth. I could listen to you for hours and never get bored.”

Honestly, it felt more like flirting than a simple compliment.

“Tha-thank you. This apple also loved the conversation. Y-you look very nice.”

He stuttered while trying to return the kind words.

Ever since that moment, you noticed Apple was more affectionate with you than with other humans and arcanists. For example, he gives you small candies at random times, or he always looks at you if you’re nearby. Always. Even without eyes, you can feel his glasses pointed in your direction. He does other small things too, subtle little actions meant to make you happy. They’re tiny gestures—but precious ones. Seeing you smile is more than enough to make Apple melt.

But after Regulus teased him, he learned how to hide this affection from others.

“Oh! I noticed how you’re treating [First Name]. You’d better tell them before someone else does!” Regulus whispered to Apple while you were busy with something else, pretending not to hear.

Apple quickly covered her mouth using his tiny hands. You couldn’t hear him, but from the tone of his voice, he sounded incredibly flustered. When he moved his hand away, a smirk spread across Regulus’s face as she caught your gaze.

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One day, When everyone was either in their room or out the suitcase, Apple finally decided, That it's now or never, Floating in front your door, He raised this hand and turn it into a fist, He hesitated and rethink this choice before knocking your door.

"Who?" You questioned from the other side of the wooden door.

"It's me!" He answered with confidence, But he also sounds a little nervous.

"Apple! Come in." You knowledge this visit, He opened the door a little bit, and he looked at your room, it seems very clean, and he saw you sitting in your chair, working with something in the table, you turned your attention from your work to Apple.

"Do you need anything? I'm always happy to meet you! Or do you want to talk? Let me bring you-"

"Actually, this Apple need to speak with you about something very important" He cut you off before you offer your tea.

"Hm? Yes of course, Is something bothering you my friend? I have never heard you so serious before" You muttered and raised your eyebrows, he got closer to your face and mumbled.

"I...i... i am in love with you.." With voice mixed with honey and flowers, he confessed, And floated away from you, waiting for your reaction, waiting for you to say no and ew with voice filled with disgust.

Instead, your eyes widened and your mouth was open, shocked, but there wasn't any look of rejection in your face, after few seconds, a grin creeped up in your face looking at Apple shaking form, Waiting for your response.

"I also love you. " Even if you said you hate yourself and wished it was a joke, you didn't hate Apple, you just wished that he could be human so you can do more inmates contact with each other, and nobody will quistions you, but you will try and make it work.

"Yo-you do?!" Yea, that's it, he will explode before you could even kiss him, Is that even possible.

"Are you sure??" He asked again, Completely confused, he hope this wasn't a cruel joke.

"Did i sutter?" You got closer to him, and start gently caressing this red, bright skin using the tip of your fingers.

"Uh oh! Well uhm, Are you going to kiss this apple?"

"If you wish so. " he let you grabbing him, putting him closer to your mouth.

"Please be gentle! " he chirped, you let out a hum and removed this glasses.

You let out your tongue before slowly dragging it over his skin, he let out a whimper, it was a small noise yet it was full of need and desire. After you finished licking him, you nibbled a little in this skin, he was trying to muffle this voice, but he moaned as you gently marked him.

"This feels so painful yet so good.." he whined. You didn't deepen your bites, you tried to make it as soft as possible.

"You taste so, so sweet." you purred as he finally gave up and started making more noises, more groaning and moaning.

"If only this apple has body. "He kept speaking as you were tasting, absorbing and savoring the flavor.

"Hey, I'm pleased enough with you begin an apple"

"I hope nobody will notice me tomorrow..." he muttered with voice full of shame, After you finally finished with him.

"I love you forever" he said again, with admiration this time.

A huge smile appeared in your face before answering.

"I love you too, and i will always love you"

I will never get over this little laugh in asbr,My drippy beautiful amazing gloruis hot sexy beautiful handsome gorgeous powerful king they could never make me hate you wou,I will always glaze him 😛😛.

ok but like

why

why is

why is wonder of u kinda hot

LIKE HEAR ME OUT-

THE OUTFIT, THE VOICE IN ASBR, THE DESIGN, THE DAPPERNESS, THE SNARK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M A MONSTERFUCKER OK DON'T JUDGE ME

there's no greater pain than being perfectionist, and writer with ADHD (bonus points if you're people pleaser and or english isn't your first language)

being an x reader writer and trying to be inclusive of all readers makes me overthink so much like should i write about you having smth with milk in it? no no what if the reader is lactose-intolerant. about the reader being the big spoon? noo what if they wanna be cuddled like a little spoon. about fingers through your hair? noooo what if the person reading it is bald

Hello! Have a tf2 request for you if you like. GNC reader, romantic or platonic, whichever Mercs you would like.

Reader is the new Tenth Class! They have been fighting alongside the team for a long time now, effective on the battlefield and easy to get along with otherwise.

One day, the team may start to notice some odd changes to their teammate. Reader is always feeling hungry, they are more sensitive to smells as of late, and they have become a bit more brutal in battle. In top of all that, sometimes one could *swear* Reader looks at them like they want to eat them.

Of course, Reader is completely oblivious to all of this (cause it's funny that way). It's almost no surprise when their teammate finds them collapsed on the floor, writhing in hunger pangs. Reader's eyes go red, hearing everything all at once... including the beating of their friend's heart. What follows is a blur, but let out be known that not even Heavy can withstand the force of a starving creature.

Tldr, Reader has been turned into a vampire at some point, and is completely oblivious and doesn't notice anything wrong... Until its too late~

Tf2 mercs x vampire! reader

Note:absolutely love the idea,btw i already wrote this but it vanished i was so fucking angry,english isn't my first language,may be ooc,overusing some words,I don't use ai for my writing.

Characters:Scout(crush),pyro(close teammates but can be seen as crush),medic(married).

Warning:blood,corpse,some sexual jokes,tell me if i forgot something,medic,gif are deep fried and over crispy.

Scout-Jeremy

•The first details he noticed about you isn't your eyes changing colors or how your nose scrunch up whatever you smell soldier.

•It's how you're looking at him especially this neck.

•He didn't know you're freaky like that 😛.

•But one time he saw you rapidly gutting an enemy THEN he knew something was wrong.

•After connecting all the dots,he gasp after having the idea of you begin a vampire.

•Then he laughed about it and brush it away from this mind.

•After 1 day especially after he heard some noise that belong to you(like steps or growls),he think about it again.

•And he lowkey think that's hot.

•As long you don't suck him dry in the undesirable way then he chillin'.

•But that doesn't mean he won't turn you back into a human if he had a chance.

•Because you're scaring him shitless.

•He will help you through some problems,like putting an umbrella above your head whatever you're about to go out in the sun like some sort of a knight in shining armor.

•Will take advantage of your situation to throw some cheesy,corny pick up line that he probably took from Google and poor you absolutely confused why he talks about vampire so much.

"Are you thirsty? Because I’m ready to be your midnight snack"

"You must be a vampire because my heart beats faster every time you’re near"

Pyro-Pyro.

•It took him some time to finally discover about you begin a vampire but honestly he thinks it's very cool.

•He like drawing you as slander person with a sharp triangles pair of teeth and descending hairline for some reason.

•He see you in this vision(Pyroland) as a charismatic cunning person that he always look up to during problems.

•He wonder since you're a not a human does that mean you're burning differently too? Like faster and more painful?

•he likes you a lot so he won't risk putting you in deep pain for the sake of his sick desires and argue.

•But he can't handle it,he's so so curious about your vampirism.

•However whatever he's asking you some question using paper and pen,you look skeptical when you're reading the notes.

•Saying that you don't understand what is he talking about and returning the notes thinking that's part of this daily delusional.

•Huh,maybe this is a close secret of your that he was only able to caught and you're acting dumb so he won't expose you? Eh it's better to keep this mouth zipped,after all revealing the secrets of your close ones to other is very bad.

•Just like scout he won't mind you begin a bloodthirsty creature,And the best thing he won't be bothered by your strange habits and actions.

Medic-Ludwig Humboldt

•If he couldn't love you even more,but it seems like you go beyond this exception.

•the first 30 seconds and he already know what you are.

•Will ask you if he can see your insides even if you don't need a surgery,if you refused he will understand,ask again after 3 days and won't stop until you're agreeing,and the countless amount of check up make you want to sigh,but he honestly admire the look of your eyes,fangs and everything.

•If you're hungry then medic will be the best person to satisfy your carvings,a nice lungs or fresh kidney? Maybe with bloody drink,honestly he doesn't mind if you devored him.

•During Halloween he really wants to wear a matching vampire costumes with you,the idea of scaring the others and causing violence as a couple make him giggle.

•Meanwhile during valentine medic will gift you a dark red heart in a cute pink box♥︎,you screamed when you first saw it.

•He understand that you don't recognize your life as a vampire and think that you're a normal person,but either way you're perfect in this eyes.

•Wil always apply sunscreen in your skin,Remove stinky smells of corpse and garlics for your safety and comfort.

Hope you enjoyed my writing please correct any mistake or give me some tips:3.