"you Don't Post Your Dead Dove Fics On Anon?" No, All Of My Dead Dove, Dirty, Disgusting Gay Smut Are

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

URGENT EVICTION HELP

Hi everyone! I’m really really panicking right now. The court date for me to get evicted is on the 20th of February. I don’t have anywhere to go if I get evicted. I don’t even have a vehicle and I I would have to surrender my ESA, my cat Mittens. I’d be on the streets and it’s winter in Michigan. 

I am disabled and I have no money right now. I can barely afford food and I really need help. I don’t know what else to do and I’m scared. Please, I really need help. 

Kofi | Cshapp | Vnmo | PyPal

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why are all bnha fics the saddest, most heartbreaking pieces of media ever created, like are y’all ok??

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

hehe

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

Never going to give you up 😀

Spin the wheel. This is now your theme song.

the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN