The DELIVERY

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers 💖

1. Reading a good book

2. Watching a good series

3. Having a good night's rest with no alarm for the next morning.

4. Spending time with my family and friends

5. Baking for the people I care about!

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

This is strange on so many levels.

found batman forever on my front lawn

Oh no. (via)

I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

I love how George defends Nancy!

Why does he say your name like that?

Scary and awesome

Loved reading this

by blondsak

“Kid, you couldn’t be scary if you tried.”

A pause on the other end. “Is that a dare?”

Tony rolled his eyes. “Tell you what, if you actually manage to scare me, I’ll get you and Ted movie premiere passes to that upcoming Star Wars film you keep going on about.”

“No way! Um, okay, I gotta think… you just wait Mister Stark, I’m going to freak you out so bad!”

“I’m shaking in my boots, Pete,” Tony replied with a smirk before hanging up.

Words: 1331, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Seven Sleepless Nights: An Iron Dad Horror Collection

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Horror, Suspense, Some Humor, Halloween