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2 years ago

[Transcript:

Bill (Professional Henchman), wearing a black medical face mask, standing guard against a door: *to himself* "God I hate morning patrols. At least when I'm not on night patrol I'm not getting hit by Batman....Although I do have to wake up early so I might actually prefer getting hit by Batman."

Random Henchman (face exposed): *comes down the stairs* "Hey, man, Boss just called and said I'm gonna be guarding the door with you tonight."

Bill: "Sounds good. Whoa hey- where...where's your mask, man?"

Random Henchman: "Ex..excuse me?"

Bill: "Last time I checked we're still in the middle of a fucking pandemic, man. There's a mask mandate. Where's your fuckin' mask?"

RH: "Are you kidding?? Who fucking cares if there's a mask mandate, man. We're villains! We're henchmen, we're evil - we break the law all the time! It's literally our job!

Bill: "We're villains and we break the law, but we're not fuckin stupid. We still listen to science."

RH: "Maybe you do."

Bill: "What the actual fuck are you talk- we're working for a super scientist right now! That is Mr. Freeze in there!"

RH: "Don't be so fuckin' paranoid."

Bill: *closes eyes* "Tell me that a henchman in Gotham City did not just tell me to not be paranoid!!"

RH: "Fuckin' whatever. Still not wearing a mask, dude."

Bill: "Yes, the fuck you are! Or Imma report your ass to the Goonion!"

RH: "Fucking come on! Seriously, dude?"

Bill: "Absolutely! I am more concerned about my and everyone else's safety than your fuckin' friendship. Go put on a mask or you're getting reported, asshole."

RH: *glare*

Bill: *pointed look*

RH: "Fine. Fuck." *turns around* "God, you're a prick."

Bill: *calls after him sarcastically* "I'm sorry for caring about the people around me, you fucking heartless asshole!"

Bill: *mutters indistinctly to himself* "...don't even like wearing these things...get this shit over with..."

*waits*

Bill: *muttering again* "...fuckin' vaccinated, Jesus...for christ's sake..."

...

Bill: "...he go buy one from the 7/11? Where the fuck is he?"

RH: *coming back down* "I got a mask you fuckin' asshole."

Bill: "It's about fuckin ti...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??"

RH: *wearing a Cobra Commander full face helmet* "What? You said a mask! This is a mask!"

Bill: "You know good and goddamn well I meant a face mask!"

RH: "Sor-ry, but I don't carry medical grade face masks everywhere that I go!"

Bill: "Yeah, because the Cobra Commander helmet is so much more reasonable than having a- why do you have that?"

RH: "I'm a hench for hire okay? The Goonion sends me wherever I need to go and the last place I went was goddamn Cobra headquarters in Springfield!"

Bill: "That's from a another villain's henchman? That's even more reason you can't fucking wear it!"

RH: "D'you want me to wear a fucking mask or not??"

Bill: "I will just loan you a mask! Just take the helmet off!"

RH: "You mean you made me go through all this and you could have just loaned me a mask this entire fuckin time?"

Bill: "You're on year two of this motherfucker! Everyone has a mask! I did not think I was going to need to get you one or you were going to wear a fucking Cobra helmet! Take it off!"

RH: "Fine! Fuck. Goddamn it." *moves to take it off*

Bill: *mutters in disbelief* "Un-fucking-believable."

RH: *struggles with helmet, grunting*

Bill: *eyeroll* "What fuckin' now?"

RH: *muffled* "It's stuck."

Bill: "What."

RH: *frustrated groan* "It's fucking stuck, okay?"

Bill: *shakes head in disbelief* "How did you make it out of training?"

RH: *more frustrated groaning* "Are you gonna fucking help or not?"

Bill: "Fuck. Here." *pulls down helmet and feels around it* "There's a latch in the back."

RH: *grunt of approval* "There you go. Think you got it."

Bill: *stands back* "Alright. There. Jeez-"

RH: *pulls off helmet to reveal Red Hood helmet underneath* "Awesome. Thank you."

Bill: "Fuck!!!" *stumbles back and runs*

Red Hood: *to himself* "Nice to know they're at least staying safe. Welp." *cocks gun* "Time to fix that."]


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3 years ago

This cat sounds like like cheburashka wtf

2 years ago

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2 years ago
When You Stop Petting Your Cat And It Does The Thing.
When You Stop Petting Your Cat And It Does The Thing.
When You Stop Petting Your Cat And It Does The Thing.
When You Stop Petting Your Cat And It Does The Thing.

When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.


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6 months ago

Reblogging because I want something good to happen this year end to me

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2 years ago
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5 years ago
“I Don’t Know Anything With Certainty, But Seeing The Stars Makes Me Dream.” ― Vincent Van Gogh
“I Don’t Know Anything With Certainty, But Seeing The Stars Makes Me Dream.” ― Vincent Van Gogh

“I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.” ― Vincent Van Gogh


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4 years ago

Thanks for the tag @starlit-dreaming

As in general I like to read more than watch movies.

1. Tangled

2.Jab we met (Bollywood movie)

3. Whisper of the heart

4. Your name

5. Home alone (the entire series)

6. Thor: Ragnarok

7. Marley and me

So I'm tagging people I constantly follow. No pressure tags: @screamingatanemptyroom @caffeinewitchcraft @athys-obelia @annerisk @mireille-20 @leahknox @lithium-15

So totally upto you if you wish to do the challenge!

rules: name 7 comfort films and tag seven people

tagged by lovely bestie @fuckyeahbeskar 💖 (also sorry this is so late!! It got lost in my drafts 😩)

1. Phantom of the Opera (yes, the movie)

2. Austenland

3. Eurovision Song Contest: the story of Fire Saga

4. Mr. Right

5. National Treasure

6. Attack of The Clones

7. Hot Fuzz

Tagging some besties (no presh!) also sorry if any of these are a repeated tag 😅

@djarrex @justwastelandbabyy @latenightsthoughtsnstuff @zaptrapp @the-siren-writes-it @zinzinina @kavecika

4 years ago

Neither did anyone else who is here.

hey what’s up i never fucking learned how to regulate my emotions

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