Guys Please Reblog. It's Not Easy Being A Girl It's Like The Whole World Is Out To Get You. One Misstep

......... Cats are more human than we humans are.

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

Prompt #2287

The villain shuffled awkwardly. “So…you don’t have anywhere to live? Like, at all?”

“Not since you blew up my apartment block last week, no. I don’t exactly have enough money floating around for another down payment.”

“Well, I’ve, uh…” The villain scratched their back of their head, discomfort radiating off them in waves. “I, uh, don’t have that kind of money either, but I do- I have been looking for a new roommate. You wouldn’t need a huge upfront sum for that, and it would help me out too, and, well, at least we wouldn’t have to worry about our roommate finding out our secret IDs? So…what do you think?”

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

floral reminders 🌸🌼🌻🌹

take what you need, then pass it on

I'll always be on your mind by Paige and Colton Avery

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

As Graceful as a Swan

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

You drop a small piece of food on the floor, and decide to kick it under the oven/couch/whatever because you can’t be bothered to pick it up. As you’re walking away, you hear a very quiet “Thank you!” from under it.

I love how George defends Nancy!

Why does he say your name like that?

I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he's being tortured.

You can imagine how much fun tube feeding him is right now....

This is the same baby that was growling at me so it appears to be a native personality thing. He's going to be a delightful adult cat at the vet.... Maybe I should change his name to "eternal gabapentin"