Meirl

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

w-what?..??

i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

Rudolph butthole...

Rutthole.

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

A more accurate calendar for 2020 so far.

A Disney background character accidentally forgets their script, messes up the song, and throws off the whole story.

Me: mY ThiGhS aRe SO FaT

The fortune cookie I'm eating:

me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

hey handsome…………of that money to me

I feel personally attacked