What's The Kinkiest Thing You Are Into?

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

Bruce + Tony’s clothes

If You Never Cried At 2 AM While Listening To These Songs Were You Really A Teenager In The 10’s – It’s 2013 you can’t fall asleep and you’re thinking that Youth by Daughter is the saddest song ever created 

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I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:

Repeats things for emphasis.

Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”

Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story I’m telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.

Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really aren’t ).

Facial exaggerations.

Choose people who choose you.

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some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u