Yup

So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

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KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

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9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay

I'm moving to Wales I hate England with all of the racism

And the anti - Scottish 'jocks' language.

Or I could move to Ireland and become a leprechaun, I am 5ft 2" after all...

😏😏😏

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

I like this one

...and this one

👌

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

this is WILD

Update... I let my friend get a hold of my pen..

Anemone runs from starfish

Artists...

You know those days where you're not tired so you stay up all night because you can drawing?

Ever had those or is it just me?

Well rn im drawing and I'm not tired and I should have been in bed almost 5 hours ago.

Atm im just drawing people on paper and them scanning the drawings into my tablet to try and improve and colour them in. The annoying thing is, my tablet's screen is very cracked. I just woke up one morning and it was like that when I went to go and Turn it on. Idk how.

Idk how i am still sane.

Idk whether you can see that very well but that's what I'm trying to draw rn.

Tbh Idc about the lineart rn. It's still pretty crappy tho.

I might put more effort into it tommorrow lol.

Also I now have Artblock. LIFE IS FUN.

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

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