Let’s Do This Baby!!!

WHY TF IS EVERYONE LICKING A STATUES ASS

Farfetch'd in real life

I’ve had enough, this is me now

When your parents are poor and you can't afford your college textbooks or a laptop... I could really use some money right now lol

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Me: haha yeah OK I'm not listening. Where's that damn dog to interrupt this?!

*whistles for dog*

*dog jumps up onto table and makes mess, also disrupting the conversation that was probably extremely homophobic*

my dad: WHAT THE F-

My mum: cat, why do you do that every single time we talk about those gays?

Wait, cat, are you-

Me: BYE GUYS IM GOING TO MY SISTERS FAR AWAY FROM HERE I'LL BE BACK AT CHRISTMAS HAHAHAHA

ppl at dinner table: *start talking about lgbt people in any way* me: wow my food is so interesting. it’s so tasty and interesting looking. look at that, i’m going to inspect my plate more closely. this food is so good i can’t even pay attention to the conversation that is going on. i need to go look at my fork. look at how interesting my f

YAAAAAAAS!!!!

Hello, thanks for checking in I’m screaming

New miya vs old miya!

i can’t stop thinking about this mom who came in with her kid to the bookstore last week and when i went to ask if they needed help, she really clumsily asked my pronouns (and added, “i know we’re supposed to ask when we introduce ourselves” or something like that) which was unusual, but welcome

and so i helped her and her kiddo and they were both awesome, even though neither of them were feeling well. and before she went to pay she pulled me aside and said, “sorry if that was awkward or anything, i think he’s probably genderfluid and i just want to set out a good example”

and fuck if i haven’t cried over this mom who’s patiently waiting for her kid to figure things out but in the meantime wants to keep showing them that they’ll be accepted no matter what

I got on one a few months ago and the bar was broken and the guy told us to sit at the back when we wanted to sit in the middle. AHHH my dad's a big guy so he was fine whilst me and my stepmum (who are midgets) were hanging on for dear life. I almost fell out. Don't go on them they're so dangerous I've heard many things about people falling out and I'm not gonna go into the gruesome details.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

Inspired by @sinfulhime