Casuallycryingoverbooks - Im Watching The Xfiles Rn

I dont understand softball or baseball but i need this!!

I need a MSR high school au but it's actually a baseball/softball summer camp/rivals to lovers AU with pitcher!scully and catcher!mulder facing off across a corn field in the space between two summer camps, and then falling in love across the 66 ft between mound and home.

I need to settle and argument please reblog

thank you for your help about the x files movie 😄

De nada!

Eu estava me perguntado onde você assistiu los arquivos x porque minha profe de português recomendou eu assisto televisão em português para melhorar meu português porque a aula durou apenas três meses (desculpe, mas palavras são de google translate porque meu português não é bom)

Obrigado!

spells that should be available at the discount spell shop:

water walking: the nearest bucket grows legs

summon skeleton: it’s inanimate. just some bones

shock: the spellbook is just full of dirty jokes

detect life: detects bacteria

shadow shape: your shadow takes on an interesting new shape

divine intervention: the nearest bush catches fire

mark: summons a guy called mark

Triangle vs S2 Abduction arc perfect encapsulated

The contrast between the way Mulder and Scully act whenever they have to rescue the other one from something is amazing.

Because Scully immediately goes into hyper-competent mode. Like she has A PLAN and she is going to do the plan and to hell with anyone who is going to stop her. Everything by the book about her goes away and she’s just like nope we are doing everything this way if you get in my way I will end you. I am very worried but I refuse to let my emotions influence my plan unless I am using them to scare the shit out of bad guys. I am short and full of rage and I am the only person with the smarts to pull this off. Do not stop me.

And then Mulder just like…descends into pure chaos. He will either snap and nearly kill someone or he will descend into a puddle of tears on the floor. There is very little in between. He has not slept in a week. He has not had a coherent thought beyond the need to save her. There is no plan just him racing blindly into the darkness because there is nothing in him beyond the need to get her back. And yes to hell with everyone who tries to stop him but in a way that’s tinged with so much grief and unpredictability that’s it’s just as terrifying to us as it is to the people around him.

Idk I just like the contrast.

(Also this is as of S2E6 so no spoilers please!)

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

Right up there with “how the fuck”

if I had the power to ask skull anything in the world and he had to answer, i think it would be "what the fuck"

No mulder is not red green color blind he can regularly tell the difference between red human blood and green alien blood

I’m fucking haunted by the throwaway line in Wetwired when Mulder says he is red-green colorblind. I need to know the popular consensus on this.

WETWIRED MAKES ME FERAL IVE SEEN THAT EP SO MANY TIMES

THE X-FILES 3.23 ↠ Wetwired