I Miss Vhs Tapes And Cds I Miss Feeding My Computers And Tvs Yummy Treats. Now Theyre Eating Nothing.

(Jury’s still out on that but shes the loml)

IM A HOMOSEXUAL!

IM A HOMOSEXUAL !!

100% watch this show L&co is the loml

hey big fandoms!! can we have help?? please don't hate me for this

I'm going to target the Riordanverse because that's like the only big fandom I have

lockwood and co is coming out on Netflix. it's a show about a world where ghosts suddenly appeared 50 years ago and teens and children are the only ones who can sense them. also if they touch you, you die please watch it please please please pl

why will you like it? um

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN LOCKWOOD AND CO AND THE RIORDANVERSE BOOKS

both are led entirely by stupidly impulsive and sarcastic characters

traumatic backstories

uhh swords

you stab things and stuff yeah swords

angry girl with mommy issues

defying the People In Charge

sad boy who's family died

um let me come back to this

REASONS YOU SHOULD WATCH LOCKWOOD AND CO ANYWAY

we have an evil head in a jar

arguably funnier than pjo (if it's true to the books)

they literally burn down a house

basically everyone is hot

you'll get emotionally attached to said head in a jar

tons and tons of action

scary

there's gonna be romance I'm sure, because I saw the way those two losers looked at each other in the trailer even if it's sooner than they have it in the books

before you ruin it for yourself by saying "well it's gonna get cancelled anyway so why bother" 1) shush give it a chance and 2) if that happens just read the books they're literally amazing

I hope my advertisement that I'm NOT getting paid to do I swear, and am actually doing out of my own time, is convincing

please don't hate me

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

When do you guys think the mulder and scully realized that, romantic or otherwise, they were going to spend the rest of their lives together? I think that Scully definitely resigned herself to it first, and Mulder realized it after an exchange like:

Scully (taking Benadryl): you know, it’s genius, you cant care about weather or not you are breathing if your asleep for 12 hours

Mulder: yeah im starting to feel a cold coming on can i have some

Scully: no, never take this shit it gives you dimentia

Mulder: but your taking it

Scully: yeah but if YOU get dementia I don’t wanna have to deal with it

This is my favorite x-files blooper and I quite it whenever playing games with my friends… the inly thing is they dont know what im referencing and think i have poor self esteem

why was this in my files

My favorite goof in the entire series is when mulder (not sarcastically, completely serious) says “i don’t know, i’m not a psychologist”

okay but mulder having a degree in psychology and scully's being forensic pathology is like. they have very different methods, obviously. but they both spend their time rooting around in other people's insides, hoping to understand.

Okay so after kind of a long break cuz i felt like i burned through most of season 8 waiting for Mulder to get back i just started watching s08e19 Alone. Here are my thoughts

Aaaaahhhhh i love Dogget he’s grown on me so much. He and Scully actually care about each other as friends

Mulder taking an active role in Scully’s pregnancy after being justifiably distant since he’d been returned makes me melt

“Agent doggets a big boy, he can tale care of himself. You have to worry about the little boy. Little girl? Little boy? Or little girl?” AH BARK BARK

No dogget’s spent too much time with Scully he’s touching unidentified goup with his bare hands

Dad!skinner telling Scully she’s not aloud into the office. Skinner acting like Mulder and Scully are the two children he never wanted but begrudgingly loves anyway is my everything

Scully you should mot be autopsying that body and everyone knows it except for you apparently and btw put a goddamn mask on

Mulder is concerned about his son and his wife, partner (girl?) friend more than any x-file

When tf was it confirmed that the baby is mulder’s?

I was so distracted by Mulder and Scully I forgot 8 was supposed to be worried about Dogget what’s going on

When x-files agents drop random history lessons>>> please tell me more about the prohibition

Skinner: mulder your not supposed to be out here. Mulder does what mulder wants

A “walk in the woods” or “nice trip to the forest” has never gone well for this man

“I didn’t catch a name agent-“ “kersh.” HAHAHAHA agent mulder is not a field agent but he doesn’t have to be if he’s not agent Mulder

Mulder looks really good in this episode

Nah dog (random evil biologist guy) get away from my new son (dogget)

Agent Harrison pisses me off, girl no way you read all the reports and went “i wanna do that!!!” And THEN you were freaked out. Like do i love the xfiles? Yeah! Is a career path im considering with an intelligence agency like the fbi? Yeah. Would i ever want to work on an xfile if they were real? Nope nope nope

MULDER SCULLY FACETIME CALLS ARE BACK HELLLLLLL YEAHHHHH

Skinner reprimanding Mulder is back can i get a waahooo?

“You re-gifted my apollo medallion” yes and i wish she fucking didn’t

ENZYMES THOSE ARE ENZYMES (ha, i was right)

“Talk about the blind leading the blind” man-

Rut row raggy

Yes, let’s shoot a firearm when we can’t see anything! That’s a really good idea!

Bad mulder! That is not something we say and then hang up on our wife, partner (girl?) friend

That is a big fucking lizard and I’m getting the feeling i was already supposed to know about it but wasn’t paying attention

Mulder bby they are not your colleagues you are unemployed

“It’s alright, it’s just me” Ahhhh soft dogget

Can Dogget and Mulder be bros please

Mulder you absolutely fucking moron ❤️❤️❤️

“Aim at me” “No!!! I’ll shoot you” “your not gonna shoot me”x4 Haha i cant believe that fucking worked

MULDERS HAND ON SCULLYS BACK AAAAH

Mulder giving Dogget the medallion ahhhhh

I’m very articulate rn

She’s such a fan hahaha

“It was never actually proven it was a spaceship-“ “it wasn’t?” + more bickering “you were frozen and then I hugged you untill you were not frozen anymore” THATS CANON NOW

But you saved me as difficult as and frustrating as it’s been scully your goddamn strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You kept me honest. Made me a whole person. I owe you everything, Scully, and you owe me nothing. I don’t know if i want to do this alone. I do even know if i can and if I quit now they win.

it’s always “ily” and never “bysmadaafaibsygsrashsmattoykmhymmawpioyesayomnidkiiwdtaidekiicaiiqktw”

What’s going on in the world that made so many new people start the x files recently (including myself who started it last October) where did we all come from? Does the world go to shit and our preprogrammed instinct is to go “hey alien show from the 90s!”

URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

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