Im Distracted By How Ugly His Tie Is

I bought this with my big girl money

Omg

morning

I dont understand softball or baseball but i need this!!

I need a MSR high school au but it's actually a baseball/softball summer camp/rivals to lovers AU with pitcher!scully and catcher!mulder facing off across a corn field in the space between two summer camps, and then falling in love across the 66 ft between mound and home.

When u want ur hair to give season 3/4

But instead it’s giving pilot

Do you ever start listening to an album and you’re like “if xyz song that hits a little too close rn plays first im literally ending it”

Dw you just didn’t like me that much by leanna firestone didnt start playing so we’re in the clear

lol saw your anti color blind mulder post. I’d love to hear your explanation!!

Okay so people did see it:

BASICALLY red-green color blind means you either see red as green or green as red, which we all know right? (I had to learn extensively about this in my biology class, because what is biology class if not a way to help me understand the x-files) obviously, this never changes, it cant just flip one day, and yet fox mulder is continuously shown to be able to tell the difference between red human blood and green “alien blood” this is shown in the erlenmeyer flask, colony, and nisei just to name a few examples. So clearly Mulder is not red-green color blind, right, the writers messed up, so the real question is what is the canon explanation.

I have two: either mulder was so out of his mind with worry for scully that he needed to ask the gunmen about that theory and just says that cuz its the first thing that pops into his head

OR

He fell asleep while he was supposed to be watching the tapes and didn’t want them to know ig

Anyway I wrote a wetwired fanfic if Mulder wasn’t “colorblind” because i feel very passionately about it

No mulder is not red green color blind he can regularly tell the difference between red human blood and green alien blood

I’m fucking haunted by the throwaway line in Wetwired when Mulder says he is red-green colorblind. I need to know the popular consensus on this.

The season one dynamic is so important to me because you watch the first episode and you’re like “they’re gonna bone” even though they don’t really trust each other and its just this first time field agent who knows exactly what shes doing in theory but has never actually experienced any if this and this vetted agent who was renown for his profiles with violent crimes who every just thinks is crazy but the take each other so seriously from the get go and why the fuck are they standing that close to each other and then at the end of the season (which i estimate to be about a years worth of time) scully, who holds her job and success over everything else, is ready to lose her job to protect Mulder and he is mostly ready to give up the xfiles (in name atleast, you cant really have mulder without the xfiles) for the same reason.

They’re not friends, they’re not coworkers, they’re not romantically or sexual invoved they are a secret fifth thing

Let me tell you a secret, have you ever heard that greek myth where humans were made with two faces and four arms and legs until they got split in half and thats where soulmates came from? That was actually written to describe the relationship of Fox Mulder and Dana Scully

Thanks for the tag!

Last song: unlikely lovers (2016 falsettos cast)

Favorite color: also green!

Last movie: i dont remember maybe Enola Holmes 2

Sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

Current obsessions: the hozier album wasteland, baby! Good Omens, lockwood and co, the x-files

Last thing I googled: raads-r autism test (got a 125)

Not gonna tag anyone cuz idk how to use tumblr so i don’t have any moots

People I want to get to know better

thanks for the tag @photogenic-strawberry (making a new post cause my computer can't handle the old thread)

Last song? lol "Wide Willy" by Lalo Schifrin (it isn't what it sounds like) for spy music inspo

Favorite color? yellooooow! more specifically a sunshine/ bright mustard (?) yellow

Currently watching? One Piece with my Dad, just finished rewatching Gentleman Jack

Last movie? Barbie, I think? I don't watch movies very often

Sweet/Spicy/Savory? SPICY

Relationship status? single :((

Current obsession? oooh boy, bad question: *deep breath* folklore, jazz, plants, wizblr, bryophytes, fungi, maths (especially geometry), internet history, this one drug textbook "From the heart 4" which we had at school, turns out theres a whole hidden conspiracy there... probably loads of other stuff too, but of the top of my head lmao

Last thing you googled? "The Woman in Black book" cause I saw Jack Edwards with a maaaassive copy and mine is like, novella sized. Turns out his was a collection of stories

lets seeee no pressure tagging: @crazyhairkid @iamshmolphrog @terrencetheshark14 @astraeasparrow @jhomikle @honestlytastygayasstrash @rainydays12 @bicharliespring @the-frog-wizard-leep @ms-metra @fantasticcollectorkitten @underappreciatedtomato @aro-manita-muscaria @aphroditesanxiety + anyone else, sorry if i didnt tag you

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