When I Tell You That I Rented The Movie And Recorded This Scene On My Phone So It Is In My Camera Roll

No mulder is not red green color blind he can regularly tell the difference between red human blood and green alien blood

I’m fucking haunted by the throwaway line in Wetwired when Mulder says he is red-green colorblind. I need to know the popular consensus on this.

The realest character in the xfiles is that one pathologist in x-cops who’s like “hey, why aren’t we wearing masks rn” BECAUSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TOTAL LACK OF PPE IN ALL THE LABS IN THE SHOW

Scully put some fucking gloves on sometimes i’m begging you

Put some goggles on before start looking at things or mixing any chemicals

ESPECIALLY DURING FIREWALKER LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? (Like yes they do later find out the specimens shes studying are non-pathogenic when they are not immediately exposed but she didnt know that at the time and she was leaning close to it not wearing a mask to look through the microscope. That’s bad lab etiquette.)

I'm Sorry

*Clears throat* *closes eyes and takes a deep breath* I have come to the conclusion that Kit Young/Jesper Fahey is my spirit animal (this is a joke). Reason number one: Kit Young and I have the same birthday. Number two *leans closer to mic* "I don't blow things up, i shot them with style *winks*. And I look good *pushes back hair sauvely*" Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

I think this is just a win for queequeg

in case you want something to weep about: Scully got to keep Queequeg for 2 more episodes than William (19 vs. 17).

Was no one going to tell me there are 20 xf books!?

I love Mulder, but my english teacher is ranting about his conspiracy theories and its making me realize if i was Scully dealing with Mulder I would’ve strangled him or quit

Just saw a gif from Beyond The Sea and then i remembered that when i first watched that episode i was so obsessed with the scene where Scully absolutely loses her shit i memorized it by accident and also recorded it on my phone and saved it to my camera roll

Rip Dana Scully you would’ve loved Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter

I watch this and was like “yep! Thats a bisexual.”

I love Ice

i should be covered in blood right now