Saw This In An "Ask Me Anything" That "Weird Al" Yankovic Did On Reddit A Few Days Ago. It's My New Favorite

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

In 5 billion years, the Sun will expand into a Red Giant star and swallow up the planets Mercury, Venus and Earth, before exploding in a supernova, wiping out all life that may still exist on any other celestial bodies in the Solar System. But yes, God will punish us for NOT lynching gay people and Muslims. Totally.

Where’s that cat I know he came this way.

After Darsh’s photo was used in an Islamophobic “joke,” the internet rallied around him in love and respect. His response on MSNBC is the definition of poise and rising above the hate.

Barbara Bush’s response:

Dear Marge, How kind of you to write. I’m glad you spoke your mind; I foolishly didn’t know you had one. I am looking at a picture of you, depicted on a plastic cup, with your blue hair filled with pink birds peeking out all over. Evidently, you and your charming family — Lisa, Homer, Bart and Maggie — are camping out. It is a nice family scene. Clearly you are setting a good example for the rest of the country. Please forgive a loose tongue. Warmly, Barbara Bush P.S. Homer looks like a handsome fella!

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My Instagram is all my cat now.

The birds know.. 

From water on Mars to Pluto’s heart, 2015 was a huge year of discovery for NASA. These don’t even mention, the “close encounters” we had with celestial objects this year.