I Still Use A Knight Light. #TruthfulTuesday

my stomach hurts

when he white but not a piece of shit

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

My brother and I discussing #GTAV.

I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa

this is absolutely remarkable

Pneumodesmus newmani is the earliest known creature to have lived on land, and lived about 428 million years ago. Therefore, we are all descendants of this creature.