Humiliating Your Child On The Internet

Fact of the Day: The Valles Marineris is a system of canyons on the surface of Mars which, if it existed on Earth, would stretch across the entire contiguous United States, and is 6 miles deep, whereas the Grand Canyon is only 1 mile deep.

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

BB-8 when upset:  frantic beeps and boops

R2-D2 when upset:  SCCRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAACH

BB-8 translation:  “oh me oh my oh dear oh no,,”

R2-D2 translation: “FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAACCKCK”

this is so funny

I guess he’s not waking up.

please just read the whole thing

Anyone else notice the battery percentages are the same in both screenshots?

deadass

Australopithecus afarensis. - #ThrowbackThursday, #TBT

HTIS IS SO FUNNY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL DRAMATIC BUT THERES LIKE FIVE OF THEM