Castr01995 - Sexiest (Fat) Man Alive

#I’m waiting for someone to add that emperors new groove gif to the last frame#where he’s erasing Batman and Supes#and drawing love hearts around WW (via littlebamflamb)

I'm so ashamed that he represents me.

A congressman tweeted that his office is under invasion. You will NOT believe who he was actually talking about. 

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This guy had his headphones on like this for almost the entire flight back from Queensland and it was driving me nuts. It was as if he didn’t even care or notice his ear was folded over, which is insane. How could you possibly not realise? I was trying to read a book but I couldn’t concentrate, every time I looked up it was the same. I wanted to reach over and fix it, ask him what the fuck is wrong with him that he can just be ok with having his ear like that. I was furious. It was the worst flight ever.

this is so funny