No Guillotine Can Take Away The Head I’ll Give Each Of These Men

Andrew, the gravekeeper

proud to say i have finished fma brotherhood and i fear nothing else will ever come close to filling this void in my heart

Lads twt is discussing the bad characterization of the guys, and like, I get annoyed when ppl give these hcs of Xavier being dumb and Rafayel being too childish, but...

When it comes to sex, I think ppl are exaggerating a little bit?

Don't get me wrong, I personally see all the mls as being totally vanilla doms. But, like, what's the deal with some of you guys getting so upset about the possibility of hcs of them being submissive?

The guys would do anything for MC so this kind of wouldn't be out of character. In fact, I think any kink they would totally be down with.

ohshc is the funniest found family of all time because it's really a bunch of wealthy teens + one non-wealthy teen running a host club out of their school's music room for the following reasons:

a hopeless romantic who really does want to make the girls who come to the club happy, but is also completely fucking oblivious to his own romantic feelings

a guy who is literally only in it for the money and the networking

a set of twins who are in it for the lolz (and to find someone who appreciates them as individuals)

a former karate champion who's there because he gets free cake

a guy who never talks and is only here to hang out with the karate champion

a girl who's there because of indentured servitude and everyone likes her in a way that makes them queer.

oh and also there's a random girl who does not go to their school but declared herself their manager and lives under the floorboards

and their nextdoor neighbor is an occultist who's allergic to the sun and carries a cat puppet

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

genuinely, the best thing about Roy and Hughes' friendship is that Roy is a brutal pragmatist who is haughty, ruthless, and often cold and Hughes is a goofball who is always friendly, cheerful, and welcoming, but Roy is the hopeful idealist and Hughes is the cynical realist

ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA

Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.

ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.

THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.

[EDIT: WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??? THANK YOU?!]

i know gay things happened in gluttony's stomach, i know they did

Some of my favorite mysme moments on replay, pt 3

Shoutout to @skittypretty for once again having some top tier comic commission ideas 👌

Bonus:

Goth Miku!!!