i haven’t even touched the group chat yet, y’all aren’t ready for that one
Dick: Woah! What’s with the face?
Jason: It’s Bruce. He never leaves me alone! I swear he’s so far up my ass I can feel him in my ovaries
Dick: You don’t have ovaries?
Jason: Exactly
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Tim:
~at 3 in the morning~
Tim: Did you know that only 5% of the ocean has been uncovered? For all we know, there could wild JoJo Siwas in the ocean
Kon: And she attacks your boat and violently humps you
Bart: Or there could be glowing squids! That’d be pretty cool
Cassie: Have any of you ever heard of inside thoughts??
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Tim: Why are you crying!? What’s wrong?!?
A very pregnant Stephanie: Sometimes when my eyes get lonely I cry because they’re friends with my tears :(
Tim:
exactly, like this is exactly the ‘don’t yuck my yum’ shit we learned in kindergarten
you don't need to minimize other people's favorite because you have a favorite: it's okay to love damian, you don't need to shit on tim's character/erase his trauma. you can love tim and not shit on jason's run as robin. you can have cass or duke as a favorite and not diminish the other kids relationship with bruce and each other. and on, and on, and on.
i was going thru my personal batfam timeline and realized just how funny some events line up. like tim’s introduction to the story lining up with one of the edgiest arcs of dick’s, resulting in this interaction
you might be wondering how jon's jealousy arc got started. well... here it is. (pages one & two)
I love that Barbara Gordon only became batgirl as a way to rebel against her dad, she wanted to be a cop and Jim laughed in her face then told her he wouldn’t allow it so she became a vigilante instead. Like what a fucking girlboss
edit for confusion!: he’s not taller than Alfred he’s standing on a rock
I feel like the thing a lot of people get wrong about Bart Allen is that he’s not stupid, he’s not naïve, he’s just, well, impulsive. Like he’s the kind of guy to leap before he looks, not because he doesn’t know he’s supposed to look or because he doesn’t want to look, but because he gets himself so caught up in the act of leaping that he totally forgets to look entirely. And this isn’t a bad thing! Sure it sometimes gets him into trouble, but acting on his base instincts has saved him a ton of times.
Robin (and Batman) by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes
born to be the token sarcastic character in a sitcom, forced to be a real person
the feeling when your favorite ship is FINALLY the main ship of the show, but then you go online and it turns out NOBODY ELSE CARES ABOUT THEM???
"THERE IS NO STATE WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO KILL A BABY WHEN IT IS BORN" THAT WAS A FUCKING AMAZING MODERATOR INTERJECTION THANK YOU SO MUCH
despite the cass cain heavy apperence this is both a dc and a marvel blogcass cain just happens to be the coolest person ever(and the charcter that got me into comics)always happy to talk about all things comic related!!!(though I admittedly know more about DC)
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