There's A Point In Your Life On The Internet Where "oh, It's A Weird Sex Thing" Becomes Reassuring. There's

just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???

talking about myself btw

@blurrycow

I made her this one

As soon as she sees it she screamed and pulled out this

I’m in love

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?

He might be 6’0 and built like a brick but i see the rage of a teenage girl in his eyes

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

can you hug me just one more time? I know what I am disgusts you just tell me you love me back one more time and I’ll stop being so messy I’ll straighten my hair and whiten my teeth and I’ll stop being so bad and I’ll stop talking about my. Best friend. With stars in my eyes and I’ll be a normal girl who wants a boyfriend just tell me you love me without the shame of lying in your eyes let me curl up on your lap and comb through my hair with your fingers and I’ll rip out the pink white orange stitched into my favorite jacket and I’ll give up on my dreams

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.