Hey Look, The Sky's Falling Apart

The Taste of Disobedience

author: Uncle_Goat

summary: Ruggie wakes Leona up for an early Saturday morning housewarden meeting, but makes the costly mistake of mentioning Malleus when trying to coax him into getting out of bed.

Let's Kill the Night and Go Down in Style

author: nitohkousuke

summary:

The sound of his own fist knocking against the door startles him, but not as much as the low, drawn out sound of Floyd saying what sounds an awful lot like his name. “Oh, Riddle. Please let yourself in.” Jade’s voice is loud and clear through the door, and Riddle against every better judgement he’s ever had opens the door. The sight before him is not one he would ever be ready for.

Some Riddle thoughts and moments leading up to him getting the tweel sandwich treatment

To Those Who Wait

author:

ChaoticQuill

summary:

Kunikida remains committed to finishing his work. Dazai remains equally committed to disrupting him. In this test of wills, they both win.

Or: Dazai suggests trying something new, and Kunikida has no reason to object.

so quick (we're workin both ends)

author: soda_coded

summary: Leona loses another game and wins a different prize. Ruggie always acts like he's losing but Leona thinks he likes playing the victim.

pretty in pink (even in beige)

author:

Winterborne

summary:

Chuuya’s breath catches, both hands jerking to a stop. In the middle of his screen, the current thumbnail shows a man wearing a pure white dress, tight pleats decorating it. A triangular hole starts thin at the chest and ends wide at his midriff, two large bows at both ends. The material looks thick, but with nothing covering anything above mid-chest and below mid-thigh, it’s both revealing and not revealing enough.

Somehow, it’s not the dress that has Chuuya’s breath picking up. It’s how very lanky the man looks. How almost familiar he is. Chuuya can’t see any higher than the man’s chin, the camera placed so low, but he has a decently sharp jawline, soft at the same time. There’s the very ends of his hair, dark brown, hanging in waves just a bit higher than chin-length. He’s bony but the cut of his shoulders and long legs still manage elegant, especially with the sheer, pastel pink stockings.  

Where Dazai is a camboy and Chuuya finds out in the worst (best) way.

Save a Horse...

author:

Tired_Introvert

summary:

Ride a wolf-boy.

An innocent comment from Jack turns into a crisis for Epel. And, perhaps, an opportunity for both of them.

Sugary Sweet

author: heartsforjade

summary:

“Pssh. Sure.” Ruggie leaned into the back seat, grabbing the box of donuts. “See you in a few. Kisses.”

“You sound like Ashengrotto.”

“Woof. How dare you. I will see you in a few.”

Leona hummed, and Ruggie could perfectly picture Leona tilting his head to the side ever-so-slightly. “See you. Kisses,” he added teasingly.

Ruggie groaned and hung up on Leona’s laughter.

The Burden of Blondes

author: SweetyGreeny

summary: Sanji discovers Zoro has a type, he's incredibly unhappy to also discover that he falls into it.

The Best Worst Thing

author:

BloomingAlyssum

summary:

“You wanted to see me, Boss?” Chuuya asks.

Mori smiles. Oh no. “Oh, yes. Thank you for coming.” Chuuya can almost see the daggers Dazai is glaring at Mori. “As you can see, Dazai has had a couple of unfortunate accidents resulting in the temporary loss of use of his arms.”

Chuuya looks over at Dazai, who, sure enough, has a cast around each arm. The cast on his right arm ends above his elbow, completely encasing his hand, and is supported by a sling. The one on his left leaves his fingers exposed and lets him freely move his elbow, at least, but that isn’t a lot when your other arm is useless. Chuuya is getting a bad feeling about this.

Mori looks like the cat that ate the canary when Chuuya looks back at him. So much so that Chuuya is half tempted to look around for little yellow feathers. Mori continues, “Due to his condition, Dazai will need someone to look after him and help him do things in the meantime.”

“Mori…” Dazai growls. Chuuya can feel his lip curling in disgust. Maybe he should’ve just skipped work today.

“I’d like you to act as his caretaker, Chuuya.”

Based on fanart by caelanglang on tumblr!

detective turned slut (or the other way around)

author:

lemoncrunch

summary:

“Tell me what you found out so I can leave again.” “Ah, Kunikida, it seems you've lost your brain the second you stepped through the door”, Dazai chided, his tone playful. On instinct, Kunikida's grip on his wrist tightened. “That'd be horribly suspicious, wouldn't it be? Don't look, but that one bouncer has been watching you the whole time.” Kunikida's frown deepened. “So? What do you suggest?” “Relax and have some fun.” Dazai shrugged, his lips twitching into a smirk. “Try to act like you're not a stuck-up virgin for once. Stare at some tits, let someone suck your dick, I don't care. Just be a man.”

An undercover mission escalates quite drastically.