Yall I Don't Know If Im Going To Be Able To Wait A Whole Ass Month For Pb2

Now everyone wants Babe to get pregnant 👀 Pavel better get ready

Dude, I bet Pavel would be so down to wander around set wearing a fake pregnant belly lol.

And if he isn’t down, you know Pon would. Pon is absolutely a chaos gremlin, he would run around wearing a pregnant belly getting everyone to touch it and demanding ice cream from Sai.

Pit Babe Season 2

Absolutely loved watching Pit Babe.. here’s some stuff from the novel I think would have been fun to see in the show

-Sonic apparently regularly ‘borrows’ Alan’s expensive cars without permission & North always tattles on him

-Alan had raced in the previous season and the rankings went 1. Babe, 2. Alan, 3. Way

-the three dogs. Alan’s great dane Bobo, Charlie’s golden retriever puppy Bibi, and Pete’s shih tzu Banzai

-the whole scene from an early chapter where Charlie and Babe’s car was being followed and Charlie kept Babe from finding out by having Babe give him a bj while he’s driving.

-the scene where Charlie n Babe have sex in Alan’s pool

-Jeff and Pete’s hilarious PowerPoint presentation

-Babe is scared of rollercoasters despite being a racecar driver and regularly doing illegal street races

-Jeff calling Alan his sugar daddy

-DILF Pete

daily motivation for everyone: do it for Louis James Moriarty.

I would hate for Baizhu to be my doctor, because he could be telling me I'm dying of multiple diseases, and I'd be too busy staring at his slutty waist to care.

This is so funny and fitting for AlanJeff cause that logic just screams Alan (and it wouldn't be the first time 😂)

Pit Babe keeps acting like they’re doing omegaverse lite “they just have super powers that’s all” but I swear to god they’re going to have someone go into heat and another character is gonna explain it like “He’s overheated. You know, like a car.” And then “I’m gonna fuck him.”

"I don't wanna go out."

Ahahahaha, Isaac just as protective over Goliath. ;w;

from "can I call myself Alan's boy now?" to "mark me" is one really tiny step if you think about- *gets drag off stage*

No dear god I needed to see this kiss today.