“‘no Living Man Am I! You Look Upon A Woman. éowyn I Am, éomund’s Daughter. You Stand Between

Young Justice: *does something stupid/dangerous*

Billy, as Captain Marvel: *frantically searches for an adult in the situation*

Billy:

Billy: oh shit, i'm the adult in the situation

a quiet, snowy night in Erebor, my gift for huorn on ao3 for @haveahappyhobbitholiday

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a bunk bed conversation

Billy: hey Freddy

Billy: can I tell you something in confidence

Freddy: sure always

Billy: OK but you have to promise not to judge me

Freddy: well that depends on what it is

Billy:

Billy: OK whatever here goes

Billy: so you know how I was on a mission with the League today

Freddy: yeah? you told me all about it

Billy: ok so after Aquaman got out of the river he took his shirt off, I guess cause it was wet?

Freddy: makes sense

Billy: so he's just walking around with his shirt off and I kind of. realised something.

Freddy: yeah?

Billy: just. realised something. you know?

Freddy: I have no idea what you're getting at

Billy: okay

Billy: okay

Billy: *deep breath*

Billy: Aquaman is fuckin hot

Freddy:

Freddy: .....you only just notice?

Before/after

MERLIN 1.01 | 5.13

‘You’d like to know what they’re talking about, wouldn’t you?’ ‘Yes . . . No! And anyway . . . Anyway, I can’t hear anything. They’re too far away.’ ‘I’ll tell you,’ laughed the bard. ‘If you want.’ ‘And how are you supposed to know?’ ‘Ha, ha. I, my dear Ciri, am a poet. Poets know everything about things like this. I’ll tell you something else; poets know more about this sort of thing than the people involved do.’ ‘Of course you do!’ ‘I give you my word. The word of a poet.’ ‘Really? Well then . . . Tell me what they’re talking about? Tell me what it all means!’ THE WITCHER: SEASON 3 EPISODE 4 | A TIME OF CONTEMPT: CHAPTER 2