i just realized Radovid didn’t just become the lover of a bard - he became the lover of one of the most famous bards of the Continent who is incredibly well known for his songs he writes based on his love and heartbreak brought on by A Guy He Loved Who Broke His Heart. imagine you were a prince and your kingdom’s spy network was like "hey there’s this bard spy we’re using for his ties to the Literal Two Most Important People to the Future of the Continent" and then you’re like. that’s fucking taylor swift.
It blows my mind that by giving the mithril shirt to Bilbo, Thorin indirectly saved Frodo and thus prevented the Ring-bearer from dying and the Quest from failing. The world was ultimately saved because the exiled King Under the Mountain fell in love with a hobbit.
Bruce: .....
Cass, covered in fake blood & holding a prop knife: .....
Bruce: alright walk me through what happened here
Cass: I deduced that Tim had to be the murderer
Bruce: and?
Cass: and I avenged the victim's death.
Bruce: *inhales* okay,
i dont watch philza's hardcore world but whenever i see a clip of it hes always moving sand. hes always in a big pit somewhere getting rid of sand and putting sand and taking away sand and putting sand and talking it away. in a big pit. is he an ant
I don't understand how anyone can be intimidated by Arthur. Like what exactly are you going to do with those beautiful blue eyes, baby boy? Make me kiss you?
Bruce: *rolling giant penny into the Batcave w significant difficulty, precariously balancing his drink in his other hand*
Alfred: what do you have there Master Bruce
Bruce:
Bruce: a smoothie
Billy: hey Freddy
Billy: can I tell you something in confidence
Freddy: sure always
Billy: OK but you have to promise not to judge me
Freddy: well that depends on what it is
Billy:
Billy: OK whatever here goes
Billy: so you know how I was on a mission with the League today
Freddy: yeah? you told me all about it
Billy: ok so after Aquaman got out of the river he took his shirt off, I guess cause it was wet?
Freddy: makes sense
Billy: so he's just walking around with his shirt off and I kind of. realised something.
Freddy: yeah?
Billy: just. realised something. you know?
Freddy: I have no idea what you're getting at
Billy: okay
Billy: okay
Billy: *deep breath*
Billy: Aquaman is fuckin hot
Freddy:
Freddy: .....you only just notice?
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