HENRY OF SKALITZ Kingdom Come: Deliverance II (2025)

No Secrets in Restaurants

just some lil story I scribbled half asleep last night. long story short, Joey and Amber were tryna have a private meeting in the walk-in without making anyone think they're onto something dubious. the kitchen staff guessed what they were up to right away, and decided they'd have some fun.

Here at Bistro Huddy they had these walk-in fridges that can be locked from the outside, to reduce theft of ingredients should any occur. Chef Joey has excused himself to one of these fridges "to cool off", letting Ruby take over while the service was slow. After a little while, Amber had joined him. Nico and Pickles were wondering how long the chef and the hostess sneak out for, and, as a sick joke, they gathered around the walk-in like a hungry pair of coyotes, locked it and lowered the temperature without the couple even suspecting it. "Don't worry guys, they'll find a way to keep warm".

Soon enough, Amber felt goosebumps running down her spine as her soft skin was pressed up against cold metal shelves. She broke the kiss and asked, panting heavily and slightly shivering.

"Don't you think it's kinda cold in here?.. "

Joey let out a frustrated groan from having to talk while rock hard. He tried catching his breath, still holding her in his arms.

"Whaddaya mean?.. We're in a walk-in, - of course it's cold."

"I mean I feel like it's a lot colder than it was before..."

"You're imagining things, baby. I don't feel nothin' like that. Besides, you're in a bra. But don't worry, I'll warm you up."

He leaned in for a kiss, but she grabbed him by his stubbly cheeks.

"I'm freezing, Joey."

His speech was slightly slurred with her hand still on his face.

"If you didn't stop we'd be halfway through this right now."

"Just do something about it."

He made a displeased face and moved her hand away from it.

"Fine", Joey fixed his hair and buttoned his chef's coat up before pushing the door open. It didn't give.

"What are you waiting for?" she hugged herself, trying to keep warm.

"The door won't open", he pushed it again with a little more force.

"I'm literally gonna kill you if you're messing with me!"

He felt his blood flowing back up and patience running short, and a vein popped on his temple: he was already getting the idea of what was the case here. He pushed the door with a full force, and still nothing happened.

"Joey!", she exclaimed, ready to have a fight with him.

"I ain't messing around, Amber, the door is locked!"

"Oh my god! This is not funny!"

Amber started dressing up promptly, afraid that they might be stuck in the freezer.

Joey had his ear to the door.

"I'm not laughing. But I bet these assholes are having a great fucking time right now!"

He heard faint laughing from the outside, and profane noises likely coming from Nico and Pickles. Joey was banging on the door, all the while cursing his subordinates out left and right. They obviously opened it almost as soon as Joey asked, or rather, ordered them to. They were losing their minds cackling like idiots and holding their bellies, except for Ruby - the only person not interested in her coworker's affair.

Him and Amber didn't appreciate their sense of humor. The embarrassed hostess ran out of the kitchen covering her face, while Joey was berating the cooks for the prank they pulled, his face painted red from anger and shame for being figured out so fast by the kitchen.

Terry came along, asking them what all the fuss is about, and they all mumbled "Nothing" in chorus. Once he left, Joey carried on yelling at them and calling them out on every little detail that "pissed him off" throughout the service.

Joey went to the host stand at one point and tried cheering Amber up.

"Those guys are jerks, Amber, you know how they are sometimes", he said softly, with a hint of an apology in his voice. She looked defeated, and he felt sympathy for the way he made her feel.

"Whatever."

"Look, I shouldn't have asked you to come, alright? I'm sorry."

Amber was looking down on her hands, fiddling with them, trying to calm herself; she clearly wasn't looking for his excuses right now.

"I swear I could kill them right now."

He grinned at her remark.

"Oh, I'll take care of it, angel. Don't you worry", Joey promised her, and gently pinched her nose, reaching over the counter. She raised her eyes at him and smiled slyly in return.

When he came in, everybody was quiet. Only the sizzling of the meat and clicking of the tongs interrupted the silence.

Rest of the night chef was seen working with a moody face, barking out orders louder than usual and making other's lives miserable.

to all the people who talk shit about mary, arthur would hate you and beat the shit out of you.

Sandor in his dog’s head tunic at the tourney feast

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Arthur Morgan if he was Max from Mad Max

Arthur Morgan x F!reader: General NSFW hcs

minors dni pls

scattered mess of arthur thoughts so I could sleep. feedback is much appreciated! not proofread because idc and my computer is gonna die!

I love him, and he makes me want to do terrible things. enjoy! -Jelly

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This man is a bumbling idiot, and I mean that will all the love in the world.

He keeps everyone at an arm's length and can be really awkward. His history with romance is not a happy one.

Arthur is sensitive and thoughtful, so he isn't super into casual sex anymore. He doesn't necessarily need to be in a relationship with the person, per say, but he's not going to lay with someone he doesn't see a future with. He knows it's not worth the risk.

He needs to trust you enough to be able to let his guard down around you. He doesn't feel comfortable or confident enough to have moments of "weakness" around just anyone.

When you do get him in your bed (cot? tent?), he's a lot softer than you'd expect. He's so gruff and grumpy all the time, but he becomes quiet when you're together like this.

He's honestly a little nervous about what you'll think about him. He's a horrible, ugly, rough man. Why would you want to have him? (give him a big kiss pls)

The first few times, he acted as if he was expecting to be looked down upon. Poor man.

Enough of the sad stuff. My character analysis sucks ass.

I honestly feel like he's pretty vanilla. He might have been a little bit more experimental when he was younger, but he just wants to love and be loved on now.

He prefers to move at a slower pace. He's not opposed to rough, but isn't really a fan of fast. Is very willing to let you guide the pace, but always prefers to give rather than receive.

He might get a little insecure if you start cracking jokes, even if they aren't at his expense. He'll get used to it, but tends to be a bit more sensitive when he's letting you take the lead.

Gets turned on when he sees you focused on something. Chopping vegetables? Reading? Sharpening knives? He wants you to focus on him like that :(

Massage his chest. Do it. Instant turn on. Alternatively, scratch gently at his chest hair. He melts!

Will grumble if you bite him. It's kind of hilarious.

Arthur has big, big hands. Wide palms, calloused fingers, blunt fingernails. He likes the way they look, contrasted with your skin.

He loves to hold you, hands on either side of your waist, thumbs stroking the skin of your ribcage just below your breasts. He'll place feather-light kisses to your stomach as he does so.

Runs his fingers through/over your hair often. Traces the lines of your body with his palms. He's very tactile.

One of his favorite things to do is to spread you out in his lap. You'll be sitting between his legs, your back to his chest. He drapes your legs over his, hooking his knees under your thighs to hold your legs open. And he'll finger you like this for ages until you're begging him for a break.

Loves to hold his fingers against your tongue afterwards ;)

Loves to take his time with you. Typically focuses on you, and will actively try to avoid you focusing on him.

(Hold him down. You wouldn't win, but he won't fight you.)

Blushes deep red if you compliment his dick <3

He does have a bit of a size kink. I mean... c'mon. He's huge.

Big barrel chest, tall and imposing. Your hands can't make it around his wrists.

Likes positions where he can rest his weight on you. Missionary, prone bone, mating press. If you ride him, he wants to be sitting up so he can hug you and/or kiss your breasts. He gets shy when he's laying flat back and you're looking down at him.

Once he's comfortable, he talks to you quite a bit. Hushed, grunting tones. Never says anything too explicit, but does utter quite a bit of praise.

"God damn, girl... You feel me? You feel me deep?"

(Really likes it deep. He's big, so he's always wanted someone who's able to handle all of him. Good luck.)

Moans, but only quietly. He might die if someone heard him.

I can't see him being into giving any sort of degradation or pain. You can ask him to do those things, but he'll honestly get a little offended. He's not that much of a brute. You're his baby :(

Loves to tease, but struggles with being teased back. Tease him to work him up to being a little rougher. It takes a bit to get to that point, though. We all know how restrained he can be.

Edge him.

Afterwards, he sticks around. Likes to sleep next to you.

Arthur is very much a gentleman, and wants to make sure you're okay. He might honestly get a little annoying and overbearing.

(Though tbh if you do some of the more intense positions, you might need it.)

He's a big comfy teddy bear. Curl up into his side or lay across his chest. He couldn't be happier.

Pov ur bff is bi

I audibly laughed bc why do I find him sexy

hear me out

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Kingdom Come: Deliverance II (2025) dev. Warhorse Studios