That's Why You Don't Bother Listening To Me. You Communicate Directly With My Cock. You And Cock Decide

Office seductress? Oh, darlin’ you are trouble. I have to resist you - it could mean my job, but how can I? @auburnsecrets, you are sexier than any of the “Secretary/Office” themed blogs. First of all, you are real. You aren’t an invented fantasy invented by some porn producer. You are a real person that knows just how powerful she can be and how much control she can have over those she works with. I don’t know you for sure but it must be such a rush walking that line, in a professional atmosphere while also intentionally creating such a sexually charged space that you just know people in the office can barely function. You know so many of them are going home, thinking of you when they cum (alone or with someone). Real is sexy. power is sexy. You are sexy.

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@anothersh0tatlife I would love to savor both your body and your ecstacy. You think you can concentrate while my tongue is making love to your clit? Challenge accepted. I will take my time at first, let you play for a bit, have to respect your game-play, that's just nerd-respect. But it won't last long. The more you start to enjoy it, the more I want to give you. It's an exponential feedback loop. I will never get enough of your orgasms, your moans and your complete loss of control. That's where I live and thrive.

I need someone who will eat me out while I play video games.

Oh, holy shit.... @badsuccubus entrancing gaze, delectable body, undeniable sexual power.... Ugh..... So irresistible....

I want to feed on you

If you don't know about Frans Mensink, you should. You can thank me later... gonna dedicate this Halloween to his art. @fransmensinkartist

Brilliant. I am a huge fan.

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Glad to see you active, again, SoCal. I’ve been ‘relaxing’ to pictures of you for months now. I have so much that I owe you in return...it would take hours and hours of some very thorough and focused attention to your unending orgasms... but I’m up to it.  Just so you know.  ;)

The boyfriend is pretty stressed out right now….just a little reminder for him why I’m here

Cuz, you know, I will be loving it too...all ...night... long.

Truth. 

you know what really bothers me about the “is squirt pee” argument? the fact that people are completely ignoring that it’s still an orgasm. it still feels good.

dudes are fully willing to fuck us in our asses, knowing they might get shit on, and knowing that it’ll probably feel pretty bad for us just because it’ll feel good when they cum.

god forbid, though, that we have something that’ll make us feel good. suddenly we’ve gotta bring up every possible negative thing and turn it into something terrible. we aren’t allowed to enjoy anything.