Yes, Please. I Would Be In Real Trouble If You Were In My Office, Madam.

Truth. 

you know what really bothers me about the “is squirt pee” argument? the fact that people are completely ignoring that it’s still an orgasm. it still feels good.

dudes are fully willing to fuck us in our asses, knowing they might get shit on, and knowing that it’ll probably feel pretty bad for us just because it’ll feel good when they cum.

god forbid, though, that we have something that’ll make us feel good. suddenly we’ve gotta bring up every possible negative thing and turn it into something terrible. we aren’t allowed to enjoy anything.

I have resisted temptation before. You make me weak but I am not a forgone conclusion. I might have the will to resist your deliciousness.....

He didn’t stand a chance.

"Eat" your pussy? Hardly. Not *your* pussy, delicious.

Your pussy I would savor, worship, devour, inhale, yes. Suckle, tease, tongue, strum your clit, yes.

"Eat?" That's something someone does/says when they want to impress you,  to make you think they want to give you a good time. Savor, that's what I do / say because need it, ache for it, delight in it, hunger for it. 

I'll keep the smell of your musky cum in my short beard All day...because I love it.

@tafkalcdirtzy11

Netflix & Eat your pussy until the "continue watching or exit" screen pops up.

Yep 💋😉

I'm not yet 40, but closer to it than 30.

I'll be your huckleberry.

;)

Never can see this one too much. mmmmm, delicious. I am volunteering if anyone wants to try this one out.  anyone? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

100

Over 100 followers, which isn't any big thing, at all, I know. It's even less exciting because I'm pretty sure 90% of my "followers" are robot accounts. But..woo-hoo, 100 followers! Yup.

Tragic and unacceptable. Sexy and horny and neglected?! This is intolerable. I would love to make you cum, so hard you trembled for hours after. I would suckle your clit until you thought your brain would explode, then suckle it some more. Anytime you want some attention, delicious, I'm here for you, I will leave you more than satisfied. I will not stop until you are completely, blissfully exhausted.

I’m so horny it hurts.

If you don't know about Frans Mensink, you should. You can thank me later... gonna dedicate this Halloween to his art. @fransmensinkartist

By Frans Mensink 

Old school seduction.... the most irresistible part of this pinup? Her eyes. 

Robert Bonfils

I would raise my hand but they are both busy right now. 

there is literally no better compliment than "i masturbate to you"

Who masterbates to me then!?? 💋