Eat Potato

Guys, from now on DC will be changing future prints of Batman: Damned #1 to censor out Batman’s d*ck, but the joke’s on them now because Batman’s d*ck is going to become a collector’s item. 

Printed copies of bat-dk are going to be selling for $35,000 a pop on ebay soon, it’s going to be absolute mayhem. Invest in Bat-d*ck if you can and invest in your future. Buy up every issue in your local comic store. Let Batman’s d*ck pay for your children’s college tuition. It’s what Batman would want.

So my phone is all like "Hey, I'm at 6%, you should probably charge me"

And I’m all like “Hey, Enterprise’s shields were at 6% when they were fighting Khan, but I don’t see anybody dead,”

Sakurai after putting every single playable character back into Smash Bros:

Why do they change Chris’ face all the time?

Eddie, after Venom tells him they have 0 chance of defeating Riot: fuck it, let’s fight him anyways

Venom, choking up: f-fuckin superb u funky little human

i don’t know what happened

holy shit they did it

My favorite thing about the entire infinity war teaser synopsis is that as far as we know the only reason the Guardians get wrapped up in this whole thing is because they fucking run Thor over with their ship