Augh Theyre So Small And Adorable I'm In Loveeee

Convex cinematic parallels

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A clip from Grian's Season 10 Episode 21 of Hermitcraft. Scar, Skizz, and Grian are watching Cub descend comically slowly from the sky using a slow falling potion and elytra.

Grian: [laughing] Skizz: You! Grian, Skizz, Scar: [laughing] Cub: Hello, boys! Scar: Hello, god! Grian, Skizz, Scar: [continued laughter] Cub: Great to see you all!

Hard cut to a clip from Cubfan135's Season 5 Episode 1 of Hermitcraft. Cub is mining for resources alone.

Cub: [mining in silence] Scar's voice: Maybe if I, unmuted my microphone… Cub: God? Is that you? Scar: It is…

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doodles i made in class :3

he stretch, he sit.

https://www.tumblr.com/enkays-den/770444443555856384/jsyk-because-of-that-newest-chapter-i-am-now?source=share

That post has been in my drafts for weeks now, and let me just say, I have words upon words I could say about it. Enkay is a cruel and stingy tyrant of secrets who would never spare a morsel for us poor innocent readers 😔 It's a harsh world out there for pizza enjoyers, I don't know how we survive, but we must soldier on regardless of the terrible and inhumane conditions.

That said, while I reserve the right to complain as much as I want about how terrible, horrible, and mean Enkay is, I am above all of you because I GET TO HAVE SOME SECRETS AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T, FOOOLLSSSSS >:))))

I am Very privileged in that I bother Enkay as often as I want (translation: every day, multiple times a day), and even if there's only a 0.001% chance of getting a secret, I can simply ask a thousand times :) Sounds tough for you though, good luck out there smile

Certified idiots I say

Come Down and Cover Me

10.7k words, rated T, Skizzpulse

"What’s your name?” Impulse shook the offered hand. “Uh, shouldn’t we be hiding our identities? Thought that was the point of a masquerade.” The stranger smirked, sending Impulse’s pulse skyrocketing. “My name’s Skizz, you won’t be able to do shit with that information."

so @skizzpulsee sent me this photo on Friday and I got possessed to write Cinderella inspired Skizzpulse. I wrote 11k in five days (edited down to 10.7k)

went out into the fields and harvested a bountiful crop of vintage imp and skizz

Sources: 1 and 2

Bonus goobers:

Fanfic: Who's the Guy Who Can Conquer Death? That's Joe Hills!

Chapter 1: Last Hill and Testament

Joe Hills is dead. And his post-mortem services are just as odd as you would expect. Joe Hills is dead. And his worldly possessions are being distributed as per his request. Joe Hills is dead. And his remains are handled very carefully and very particularly. Joe Hills is dead. And his best friend was given the journal he's been spending his dying months on. Joe Hills is dead. And he won't let that stop him.

A Joe&Cleo centric fic. Sci-fi, fantasy, magical realism, a LOT of references???? My flexing my university English education???? I put everything AND the kitchen sink into this.

SIR??????? SIR. DO YOU HAVE AN EXOTIC PETS LICENCE????

CAUSE THOSE ARE SOME SICK PYTHONS YOURE ROCKING

Idk why this is so funny to me

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Girl hi

hey. hey. hi. your fic is so snazzy. i read all of it for the first time on the 16th and am not being normal

hi. hey. hey there hello. you putting a date on this ask really highlights just how long I take to get to my inbox riparonis xD

thank you so much for reading and for not being normal and for sending this ask even though it took a month for me to reply!!!!

I appreciate all of it <3 and i'm so happy my lil story made you happy :D

Obsessed with the timing of this